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NinjaCoachZ

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Name: NinjaCoachZ
Real Name: Tish U. Paper
Sex: Male
Country: Canada

First Poop: Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics
Preferred Sources: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Elite Beat Agents, Homestar Runner, Various Anime
Preferred Methods: Rape Rave, Stutter Loop, Stare Down, Tech
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere Elements 7, Windows Movie Maker

In panties

I am so evil. (Elbow.)

History

So, here I am. Now, how did I discover Youtube Poop? Well, first I went to a few Sonic fansites and learned about Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, then thought it looked interesting, so I went to Youtube to watch a few episodes, such as SSSSS Squad, Lovesick Sonic, Sonic Breakout (which is my favourite episode to use in YTPs) and Robo-Ninjas. After doing that, I found a video called, "Robotnik on the Toilet." Intrigued by the title, I decided to click on it, but I was disappointed, it was a random garglemesh of Robotnik clips piled together and played in slow-motion! Then, I found "Robotnik Becomes Prime Minister", and "Sonic Can't Play Baseball". Still intrigued, I decided to search for more of these crazy videos, and, well, here I am.


Indeed, I have been lurking around since 2007, so long ago, I remember being devastated when Tenjic (one of my favourite poopers) was banned. And before WalrusGuy was popular. Then I finally decided to test out Windows Movie Maker and I made my first Youtube Poop. I use Adobe Premiere Elements now; much more reliable. But to tell the truth, I do believe that CD-i is a little overused, so I usually try to avert "dinner" or other stuff except when I'm parodying it (except for a few "you must dies" in a couple of videos, but that's it).


Also, I've been lurking on Youtube since 2007 maybe, but I joined only recently. Meh.

Although at first I used a more linear style of pooping, I was influenced by other poops such as "Meet the Artillery" "Robotnik Travels to Route 224" and "The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kids' Show Host". My style is much more random now, but I occasionally slip back into my old one. For a comparison, watch Scott has AIDS and then "Funimation - Unrated Edition". The style is very different.

First poop seen

Robotnik on the Toilet

Top Six Favourite YTPs

6. The Most Disappointing Breakfast I've Ever Had In My Entire Life - Gallers 5. Meet the Artillery - electricthecheese 4. Dr. Robotnik Becomes Prime Minister! - Steg 3. ARNOLD THE PIG RAPES EVERYONE - ShreddaX 2. NORMAN - electricthecheese 1. Robotnik on the Toilet] - SuperYoshi

First poop made

I forget the very first Youtube Poop I made, but the first one I posted was as mentioned above, Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics. The earliest one made that I can think of is probably, "Kids, there's nothing more cool than..."

The closest thing to a poop I ever made before that was a video making fun of the Naruto Revolution 2 trailer, but I never posted it because it was really just a test. And it sucked.

Style

I usually take an episode of a TV show or something similar and poop it as it goes along, although I do make other poops of the "random" variety (example: Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School). It seems to be changing over time.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

Preferred Tech

I used Windows Movie Maker for most of my earlier videos, currently using Adobe Premiere Elements as of my Bleach YTP. Audacity is used for some things like minor sound editing. Currently, Movie Maker is used for videos that require no effort, such as "The Youtube Poop New Year's Spectacular!"

Dislikes

  • Overuse of CD-i gags like "dinner", "toast" or "spaghetti", as well as stuff from the Mario cartoons
  • bigM10231, the Uwe Boll of Youtube Poop
  • Doesn't really like using "Youtube Poop" in the title out of fear of sounding like a noob
  • People who think that throwing a bunch of unedited scenes together is a Youtube Poop. I've seen one that was just a bunch of Homestar Runner stuff thrown together, with the only joke being ruined by a tedious explanation (Strong Bad gets a phone call from the King of Town ordering a pizza, and then, instead of leaving it like that, he bothers to show the King of Town receiving a pizza). I once made a parody of this poop doing just what he did, but some people couldn't take a joke so I deleted it.
  • Most of WalrusGuy's newer "poops". Mario VS Sonic was among the worst Youtube Poops I had ever seen.
  • CraaazyCat13. Relies entirely on special effects and rarely on jokes.
  • Fullmetal Alchemist; other than Kekkaishi, the only manga I've read that I truly despise (and Kekkaishi would be decent if it weren't for ****ing Tokine). I could go on a long list telling you how truly terrible it is.
  • Those guys at TV Tropes who banned me simply because I added an example from Fullmetal Alchemist to the "Dethroning Moment of Suck" and "Complain About Shows You Don't Like" pages.
  • Deepercutt is pretty good sometimes, but I have to agree with him being overrated. I only got one laugh each out of his Spider-Man and Jackie Chen videos.
  • Pop music.

Reception

Most of my videos have been received well, particularly my more recent videos.

Criticism

There's this one guy going around rating all my videos a one. I suspect it's A1Jokes, who used to be an online friend, until he kept sending me dumb videos. Also, this one guy who completely missed the point of one of my videos.

Also, there was a recent edit conflict thanks to some spammer who came here and spammed most of our best articles (as well as permanently ruining Mama Luigi's article, reducing its view count to zero). Apparently, I'm so popular, my article was the very first on his spamlist. Aww, I'm blushing! /sarcasm

Also, whenever I poop introductions to something, I always seem to make them go on for too long.

Achievements

  • Is amazed his videos get any views at all.
  • On February 8th, 2009, "Scratch's Hot, Sticky Fluids" became my most viewed poop with 1,000 views. Am I finally... (gulp) hitting it big?!
  • First person to poop the Funimation Update Quickie.

Associates

  • KroboProductions (apparently my long lost father)
  • HomestarCutie7 (first subscriber)
  • Waldfield
  • Nobody else

In Real Life

  • CoolKirby113 (brother)

Influenced by

Poop Listing

The Best of the Best

  • Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics - This is my first Youtube Poop; back in the old days when I first made it, I thought it was comedy genius, but now, after all my other videos have come and gone, it's not so funny anymore. It's still a classic though, and was my most viewed YTP video (with a whopping 1000 views!)
    • [1] - The HD remake of this video, made with Adobe Premiere Elements.
  • Sonic Eats a Spicy Chili Dog - This was going to be my first CD-i poop, but I got bored after a while, mostly because CD-i has been done to death, so I threw in random clips with the flimsiest connection to anything at all and added a few jokes, so it was more akin to an older, more confusing poop. It's still one of my favourites.
  • Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School - My first Youtube Poop using only Robotnik clips; the only non-AOSTH stuff in there was the Homestar Runner theme, a picture of Strong Bad, and a picture of the Sexy Jutsu from Naruto.
  • ROBOTNIK (part of the "SQUIDWARD" fad)
  • Scott has AIDS - This is the second Youtube Poop I made with Adobe Premiere, and the first ever to entirely use clips from various Funimation anime and the Funimation Update Quickies.

Note: Link is now broken; NinjaCoachZ has deleted the poop due to it being mediocre.

And some others I can't be bothered to list.


Trivia

  • Is a proud Canadian citizen
  • Has skin of the brown variety
  • At the start, when I was considering becoming a YTP editor, I was going to put Robotnik in all of my videos, but I figured that would get tedious, so I dropped it before I finished most of my poops (the "test" ones I made before I made "There's nothing more cool than..." and Robolympics)
  • Believes his "worst" videos to be Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza, Scott has Aids, Tite Kubo's Cornucopia of Craziness and Dr. Robotnik's Dance Paradise. And all of my earlier videos.
  • The opening in Tite Kubo's Cornucopia of Craziness was used as an excuse to test out APE's special effects, and originally was not going to be in the video (it would have began with Homsar's "Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!").
  • The reason for lack of effects in Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten is because when it was originally made, it had no visual effects due to WMM having no good ones. For the sake of consistency, all I did was clean up the audio during reverse scenes, remove some unfunny bits, add some new ones, and use less pitch-shift.
  • Current avatar is a picture of Dee Jay from Street Fighter. On the forums, it is a picture of Coach Z from Homestar Runner. And my signature is from (what else?) Elite Beat Agents. Past avatars (forums and Youtube) include Robotnik yelling at a yellow bird, Hikaru Shindo, Scott and texture hack of Fox McCloud as Vegeta.
  • Favourite bands are the Rolling Stones and Rush.
  • Used to believe air guitar is a real instrument.
  • Is male, thank you very much.
  • If a video doesn't save, takes ideas from that video and implements them in another one (as is the case with the "It's MINE!" exchange in "Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten" and Batman asking how the situation can get any gayer in "NinjaCoachZ's 30th Video Spectacular", among possible others).
  • Most of my early videos were made before joining Youtube, hence them being uploaded quickly (Bobobo Pours Meat Tenderizer Down His Pants was actually finished in October 2008, but was uploaded in late November due to saving problems).
  • Use of Homestar Runner in videos seems to be fading, although resurrected somewhat with "The Cheat Commandos' Enlightening Desert Adventure".
  • Scrapped YTPs:
    • Hikaru no Go YTP: A poop of Hikaru no Go. Scrapped due to me not having any decent ideas.
    • Bobobo YTP 2: A YTP of the first Bobobo episode. Scrapped because the intro was too long and had no gags, too many parts were unedited, and overall, it wasn't funny.
    • Elite Beat Agents YTP: Various things intending to corrupt the Elite Beat Agents dancing to Canned Heat. Since APE doesn't support the audio for most of my EBA videos, was made with Windows Movie Maker, and as such, sucked. "The Worst Song Ever" is a spiritual successor of sorts.
    • Hayate the Combat Butler video: Let's just say it's hard to poop something that's only available in Japanese. I thought it was good, but my brother didn't. Looking back on it, it was terrible, although one good idea was put into "NinjaCoachZ's 30th Video Spectacular".
    • Two random videos: Two random videos in the style of "Sonic Eats a Spicy Chili Dog" and "This is What Happens When I Get Bored". They were awesome, and had some great ideas, but wouldn't save no matter how much I cut for time. Sucks, because the first was epic.
    • Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten prototype: A Robotnik YTP that had a few ideas that were later used in "Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten", and a few that were axed altogether due to me not remembering them.
    • Homestar Runner video: A YTP of Homestar Runner, again, wouldn't save.
    • Street Fighter IV poop: Failed because it caused APE to lag.

Links

Other Links

My website (in desperate need of an update)

GameFAQs account

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