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Jafar

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Jafar giving a perverted look at his own page

Basic info

Jafar is a Terrorist who comes from Agrabah. He make weird faces all the time and likes to hurt animals, specially his pet parrot and lover Iago, by crushing a moving wall on them. He once became very powerful and wants Mama Luigi dead and wants TREE to be the punishment. He has traveled dimensions and time while mighty morphin into Gay Jafar, Lamp Jaffar and Hag Jafar. He built his own personal planet by taking Volvic Revive, shit, and Dr. Rabbit´s ass mixing them with Anti-Uctions previouly digested by Kenshiro Also known as a pedophile and a serial raper.

Cultural Heritage: Arabian

Likes

  • Iago
  • Power
  • Harming harmless animals
  • Making weird facial expressions
  • Ganon´s opera
  • Touching little kids
  • The cave of Uctions
  • Shoving Crackers up Iago´s ass
  • Changing forms
  • Challenging LULZ Sora at making retarded faces
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Jafar on a polluted Thursday afternoon

Dislikes


Legal issues

As mentioned before, Jafar is a serial raper, a pedophile and a terrorist who uses Boomaga 99 spells to make havoc. He once managed to molest Sora while he was whacking heartless in Agrabah. Sora shoved his keeblayd up Jafar´s ass in the aftermath as revenge And demanded the bastard. A trial is still to be held and Jafar´s ass still hurts.

Death

A few days after Jafar finished his homeade planet, Sora together with his gang,The Street Rats, destroyed his planet with a nuclear laser which killed everylife form on it, including Jafar. It is rumored that he had eaten a green mushroom just before that so he will be comming back from the pit.

Quotes

  • "And the boy was a criminal"
  • "Things are unraveling fast now boy"
  • "GET THE POINT?"
  • "awww Iago"
  • "by beheading"
  • "DEATH"
  • "UCHINS"
  • "POLLY WANTS A CRACKER!"
  • "Dumb animals"
  • "Whoever has the gold makes the rules, *wheeeeze*"
  • *maniacal cackling and laughter*
  • "GRANMA IS GONNA GRAB YA!"
  • "That was invigorating"
  • "And you my queeen, shall be defeated by a bunch of filthy strippers"
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