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Bowser
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A giant turtle like creature that is found in Mario games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obbsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi.
Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.
Legal Issues
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of:
- The Hairspray Queen
- Zelda
- Dio Brando
- You
- Jason Everman
- Stegblob
- The Princess
- Mario
- Luigi in all forms except Mama Luigi
- Haruhi
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Beeswax
- Sora
- Oogtar
- Other Unknown Victims
- Blue Koopa (It was more like masturbation)
- Retard Mario
- Dr Rabbit
- Ipo The Reader
- Hinata
- Hanabi
- Jotaro Kujo (He failed. One can never beat the master at his own game)
Mutation
Bowser recently mutated with Ganon to make Bowserganon
