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Spingebill
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Spingebill is form of dark concentration. He is closely related to Spongebob. This one however, is nothing like him.
Abilities
"He is pretty strong" ~Goku
Spingebill, as a warrior, has many unique features.
- Telekinesis - He used this when he got really pissed off because Squidward and Mr. Krabs embarrassed him at the Krusty Krab.
- Instant Transmission - Used when he had to go to an Emo Convention, but he was running late.
- X-Ray Vision - He can use this when he is horny. He used this on Dawn and Patrick Star. (Spingebill is pansexual).
- Regeneration - Even if you kill him, he can use his cells to reproduce by budding.
- Paralysis - Used this on Super Buu when he got too close.
- Heat Vision
Special Moves
- Darkness Eye Beam - Used this on his opponent after putting him in paralysis.
- Chaos Control
- Super Explosive Wave - Adopted this move from Vegeta.
- Dark Star Attack - Adopted this move after reading about the Dark Star.
- Amethyst Blaze - Same as above.
- Gothic Cannon - Used this to try to change everyone into a goth.
- Darkness Eye Explosion - One of his devastation attacks.
- Amethyst Blaze Barrage - A repeated version of the Amethyst Blaze.
- Revenge Megaton Attack - His final attack; able to destroy entire planets.
Trivia
- Other versions of his name include "SpengleBlab" and "SpergBerg".
- Is also apparently a drug addict.
- May or not be gay.
- Has the powers to kill God Luigi.
- Can run right through Fat Mario.
- He may or not be a Satanist.
- His only known weakness is cheese.
- Knows the dark arts of Krusty Pooping.
- He usually kills his victims by torturing them in the most sadistic way.
- Now even though he is powerful, he is has some standards. He didn't kill Patrick Star, and was a father when Dawn was pregnant.
- When he was a child, Osama Bin Ladin was his teacher.
- And Hitler was the principal of the school.
- The school was called Terrorism Academy for Sadists.