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Dr. Robotnik
This article is filed under Characters.Dr. Ivo Robotnik is a highly popular Youtube Poop character used by many.
Career
Robotnik has done many things, among them having created the Robotnik suspender striptease, became Super Robotnik, openly talked about his childhood, became the Robotnik sun, saved the pridelands, became Prime Minister, took too much Viagra for currently unknown resons, piloted a digging machine, led a funtastic treasure hunt, married Bill O'Reilly, possessed King Harkinian's body, and didn't forget to pull that lever. He also got engulfed into a giant dust cloud. Plus he had his own set of Microgames. Lastly, Robotnik is also the owner of Robotnik's emporium.
Likes and Dislikes
Robotnik holds strong grudges against Mama Luigi and Sonic the Hedgehog. Loves KFC and hates when he loses to Froggo over a bucket of it.
Skills
Robotnik can use adjectives in his sentences very skillfully. He is also a top notch screamer and inventor, his robots Grounder and Scratch in particular, which he created to kiss his penis. His large nose gives him a keen sense of smell, especially when there's KFC nearby. Robotnik is also known for his dynamic, flexible face which can contort itself in unlimited ways, often defying physics. He has been known to have uncontrollable fits of laughter.
Gossip
- It is rumored that Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis. (See: ScraBotnik)
- Despite his claim, it is thought by many that Robotnik DID forget to pull that lever.
- It is rumored that Robotnik partook in a threesome with Zelda, himself, and Ms. Filkins resulting in Robotnik being the father of Ms. Filkin's 3rd Child.
- There is a VERY good chance that Robotnik is also Santa Claus.
- It's rumored that Sarah is his daughter.
- Robotnik once went to the Lonely Hearts Club and applied to date Makoto Kino, however Sonic beat him to the punch. However after finding out that Sonic was a pervert, Robotnik is rumored to date her.
- It is rumored that Robotnik's "beautiful head" once drifted off into deep space.
- In recent years, Robotnik has been known to frequently confuse the names of his robots, coming up with such fusions as "Scrander" and "Groutch".
- There have been talks of a Robotnik run for the presidency of the United States Of America. Vorhias has been working with him as a campaign manager.
- Robotnik has recently been proven to be so popular, that the regular hangout place of all poopers has collapsed on itself. It is unlikely that this will be rectified because of the recent events that took place.
Memorable Quotes
- SILENCE!
- I hate that hedgehog!
- You missrable mess of microchips!
- This is like bending spaghetti!
- Hurry! We have two more towns to demolish by lunchtime!
- I'm engulfed in a... dust cloud!
- SHOU!
- I smack ya ma!
- OHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH
- NO!
- In a word, they'll all be sunk! Ahahahahahahahaha!
- Prepare to engage the brothermio system!
- And I order you to tell me of any carrots, peppers, and bugs of security, the second Christmas comes up!
- My full name is SUPER Robotnik!
- For Grounder's sake, that better have been a wrong number!
- Whyyy?! WHYYY?! WHYYYYYYY!??!!
- Pingers!
- This is not a what...Don't call it a what...call it a WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
- AND NOW YOU'RE RUNNING UP MY LONG DISTANCE!!!
- I won't just dip her, I'll dunk her! SLAM dunk! Two-handed reverse.
- By standing on that X!
- What kind of nincompoops are you!?!
- If you don't, I'll melt you down... MY way!
- I just stole candy from 4,822 babies! What a perfect way to whet my appetite for evil!
- Get to the point or your name will be M-U-D!
- You lame brain, knuckle-dragging dork! How dare you interrupt me while I'm having a bath with my rubber crocodile!
- NINCOMBOTS!!!
- See you next faaaaall!
- Get out of my life!!
- MOOOREE Toilet paper...
- OHOO-WAHEY-AH-HO-WHAAHAHAOOOOOA
- I thought I was rid of you,you fish-fondiling fruitcake!
- Hey! Where did that mountain-top come from?!
- Sonic is trapped in there... and the rest of Mobius is out here! And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! Alllll miiiiiine!!!
- ...but one trouble-making teenager has made me TEAR EVERY HAIR from my BEAUTIFUL HEAD!
- This is one time I'm going to do some rottenness, and that hedgehog won't stop me!
- Why, the fun is just starting! Dahahahahahahahahahaha!
- It's booby-trapped!
- NICE PEOPLE.
- Beans...
- SnooPING AS usual, i see?
