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Solid Snake
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.
Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?
His realationship with Otacon
Solid Snake is so obviously gay with Otacon.
Quotes
- You know him?
- METAL GEAR!!
- By...farting. Are you kidding me?!
- Damn!
- How deep does it go?
- Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
- How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like!
- Are You Kidding Me!?
- It must be a female.
- Colonel, It's Me! I'm Fighting Myself!
- Raiden!
- Damn Kid.
- Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing!
- I FEEL ASLEEP!
- You've got a nice butt.
- Infinite ammo.
Trivia
- Is a very stealthy person, often seen by his neighbors sneaking through his yard past his gardeners.
- Is the mentor and teacher of the Spy.
- He was ranked 5th place in Screwattack's top ten coolest video game characters in video game history.
- He was ahead of Guile, Megaman, the King of Katamari Damacy, Earthworm Jim, and Ryu Hayabusa, yet he was defeated by Lara Croft, Dante from Devil May Cry, Cloud Strife (Which I think is WRONG!!!!!!!), and Duke Nukem.
- His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare.
- When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake.
- Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
