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Batman

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Batman, with his sidekick Robin

Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.

Skills & Abilities

  • Peak Martial Artist
  • World's Best Detective
  • Cunning
  • Rich
  • Growling his words so no one can understand him
  • Taking your balloons
  • Having a gay sidekick
  • Being Batman

Quotes

Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "THE BASEMENT!"
  • "Corn!"
  • "Maize!"
  • "EARL!"
  • "Beloved Children!?"
  • "WHERE IS HE?!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
  • "So sleep tight, punk."
  • "Sleep tight my ward."
  • "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
  • "This Is WAR!!!"
  • "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Bees, My God."
  • "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
  • "Drop your lawl, Robin!"

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  • "I have given a name to my pain!"
  • "I have given a pain to my name!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
  • "It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
  • "It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
  • "It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
  • "Drop your punch line, Joker!"
  • "Drop your punch!"
  • "Drop your punch, Joker!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Fuck my cock, you fucker!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "I smell a cat, Robin!"
  • "I smell like cats, Robin!"
  • "I smell like ass, Robin!"
  • "Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
  • "Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
  • "Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
  • "Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
  • "The pun's up, Riddler!"
  • "Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Listen folks, are you sexy?"
  • "Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
  • "Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
  • "Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
  • "You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "I'm Batman."

Trivia

  • Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
  • Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
  • He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
  • He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
  • He is a proud supporter of sodomy.
  • He's Batman.

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