Link

[[Category:Characters - Appears in Link: Faces of Evil and Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]

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I Won

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Link in his latest game.

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link throwing up

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Saiyan Link.

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Fat Link.

Link is a civilian of Hyrule. He usually hangs out at the castle, hearing bouts about what all true warriors by the King himself. Link thinks many things are boring, and according to the Scripture of Utter Bullcrap, is the only person who can defeat Ganon. (Many times this prophecy has been proven false. The King, Mario, and Fat Mario along with many others have defeated Ganon.) He also likes guns, bombs, eating octorocks, bombing dodongos, being curious, throwing up, and claiming that he won.

Link is the current standing Hero of Koridai. Cultural Heritage: Denmark

Sexual Orientation

It has been assumed Link is a homosexual, seeing has he has tried to sneak kisses with Gwonam at multiple times. However, this has been disproven as he has had sex with Zelda, Impa, and Lady Alma many times. Another rumor is that he is Bisexual.

Diet

Link also likes to eat. He has been known to have some cooking skill, but he almost burned down all of Hyrule after foolishly putting spaghetti in a toaster. He is also addicted to Volvic mineral water, and cakes (normally from the baker in Sakado, although the claimed "cakes" are actually loaves of bread. That two-timing S.O.B.). He has also been known to sneak sips of wine from the king's goblet. If he gets hungry enough, he will eat an Octorok.

Skills

Link is a master swordsman and great at burning George The Volcano and Hyrule. As mentioned above he has above average cooking skills and he is great at using/wielding magical weaponry. He has a talent for carrying a limitless amount of stuff, as well as being able to use ordinary items such as Aunt Jemima syrup in combat.

Gay Link

The only split personality of Link. He enjoys going on sexual escapades with his butt buddies, Gwonam and Nobita. There's a rumor that he flirted with Dorami.

Racist Link

Dr. Rabbit says Link painted africans with white pant in Africa. This is currently unconfirmed.

Fight with the King

It seems that link fought with the king once, It all started when link was watching his tv where "Live and Learn" came on, as he was danceing to it the king said "MAI BOI" to him, But link did not listen to him, The king then destroyed the tv witha ki blast, This made link angry and made him use his Kaioken attack and tried to hit him, Only to be pushed aside, The king(in a Vegeta-type voice)said that was he was weak, Link then used his hidden move, The kamehameha out of his ass move, Which killed the king, He then cryed over his broken tv untill George the Volcano used his Volvic Revive to bring his tv back. The full fight can be seen here: (See bottom-right)

Possesions

• lamp oil
• rope
• Bombs
• A lightsaber
• Lotsa guns
• Young And Anal 15 video tape
• The king's chalice
• His sword

Likes

• Zelda
• Nobita
• Impa
• Sonic (Games and Sonic X)
• Xbox 360
• CD-i
• Gwonam
• Dorami
• Bombs
• Guns
• scat porn
• Tits
• Penis
• Saying "(Hey,) EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE ME, Princess!"

Dislikes

• Doraemon
• The Delilah Show
• Chad Warden
• Ronald McDonald (hell who donest)

Trivia

• Link is part Saiyan.
• Link plays Young Cosette in the musical "Les CD-i".
• Used to be the Best Wii Player of Koradai, but was eventually beaten by M. Bison.
• His last name is, apparantly, The King. (Which is weird when considering the fact that he isn't a king at all whatsoever.)

Memorable Quotes

Link I won!

Link Geee! It sure is boring around here!

Link Great! (several times)

Link What are all those Heads?

Link How about a kiss for luck?

Link I guess i better get going!

Link GET OVER HERE!

Link Im so hungry, I could eat an octorok

Link I'll grab my stuff!

Link Excuse me, Princess!

Link oh BOI

Link I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!

Link Stuff!

Link That old King is no match for Ganon!

Link I just wonder what Ganon's up to.

Link Golly!

Link (Nothing, he never speaks in other games)