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Stone Luigi

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Name: Stone Luigi
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male

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Stone Luigi is an expert craftsman who lives in Dinosaur World and is one of Luigi's many forms.

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Stone Luigi's Amazing Power.

Legal Issues

He once tossed a large football/stone hybrid at his brother, Mario, resulting in 5 broken ribs. Mario uttered this before he was injured: "IT'S A STONE, LUIGI. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT." Stone Luigi protested thereafter, saying: "IT'S A FOOTBALL. I CHISELED IT." However, many eyewitnesses claimed Mario told Stone Luigi to "Throw [him] a pass," not knowing of his immense power. Mario has not yet filed any legal complaint against Stone Luigi after this incident.

Some witnesses claim that Mario identified the "stone" as a bomb before it was thrown, while Stone Luigi remarked that the device was even official size. However, this theory has yet to be proven.

Yoshi claims that he has a whole stash of them in his closet. This explains why Stone Luigi usually throws more than one at Mario.

His Creations

This is not Stone Luigi, but a stone Luigi. In fact, Stone Luigi chiseled this stone Luigi.

Being the craftsman of the Youtube Poop Land, he has made many things, which include:

He participated in the making of the following things:

  • Taj Mahal
  • Mount Rushmore
  • A cloned pig (he made a few of the instruments that were used to complete the cloning project)
  • Himself
  • The Faces of Evil
  • A nuclear bomb
  • You

Trivia

  • Stone Luigi and Fat Mario to this day are still fighting over what the football-thing is. This war will continue until Yoshi decides to stop being a bitch and stand up for his Mama, by telling Fat Mario it's a stone football.
  • Should not be confused with Mama Luigi as this form appears in the same state as the other.