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Bono
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Bono is the savior of the Africans, the man responsible for making them what they are today (that is, AIDS filled poverty-stricken souls) and will stop at nothing to relate everyday life to these people.
His main rival is Phil Collins, who has an even greater obsession with Americans and Holding On, but he has known to duke it out with Oprah every once in a while.
The Infamous Speech
The following speech is repeatedly frequently to the point where one will contract a low level form of AIDS.
"Pretty soon, it's gonna be World AIDS Day. Something's going to happen on that day. The same thing that happened yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that...five and half thousand people, men, women, and children...
AFRICANS
Will die from this preventable, treatable disease. And they don't have to. For thirty pents a day, they can stay alive, with these two lil' pills. Two little pills, that you and I can get at the local chemist. This is mad. You are NOT mad to think that we cannot do something about this. Join Red, for World AIDS Day. Go to joinred.com. Thanks."
Relevance to YouTube Poop
Many characters can be caught shouting Africans from time to time...most frequently Sonic, trying desperately to avoid Robotnik's PENISH. However, Link was caught saying it when complaining about the AIDS he's getting from being overused...The King once had an African for dinner, and Gay Luigi is desperately trying to have hawt buttsecks with Bono, despite Bono repeatedly telling him his true love lies with the Africans.
The only cure to Africans is Luigi I'm Home's semen, but since he's so hard to please sexually, the world rarely sees an Africans cure.
Trivia
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- Bono has had sex with each and every African, all five and half thousand of them, orally and anally in particular. However, his two lil' pills keep him immune from the AIDS.
- Bono's semen is made of pure Orochi AIDS.
- When Bono sings, the world listens...and afterwards have bursts of seizures involving Meatspin and the repeated shouting of the word Africans.
- Bono has only been to African twice, but claims he has visited forty times via his dreams. Someone needs to get him off of those two lil' pills.
- Bono isnt poop.
