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Top Gun
Top Gun is an '80s movie featuring dogfights and homoerotic beach volleyball. Its tie-in video game was reviewed by the Angry Video Game Nerd, the video of which has been a subject of pooping. [citation needed]
Movie
Two enemy planes are close-by, so F-14s are sent after them. One of the enemy pilots scares the shit out of one of the pilots. One enemy pilot is scared shitless and flees. The other one is given the middle finger by Tom Cruise (who is one of the pilots, and is flying inverted above him). The enemy pilot, thinking "Fuck this shit", flees. Tom Cruise and his RIO/Butt-buddy, Goose, are then sent to Top Gun. Later, Goose dies, and Tom Cruise becomes depressed. The whole movie ends with Tom Cruise killing enemy planes, and becoming an instructor at Top Gun.
There is also a sex scene with Tom Cruise and one of the female Top Gun instructors.
Game
The whole point of the game is to shoot enemy planes, ships, and a space shuttle. It is impossible to land, though.
The game is notable for the AVGN's review of it. In the review, the AVGN tried to beat the game. Unfortunately, he kept fucking-up the landing, and died. Since he couldn't beat the game, he just made-up the 3rd and 4th levels.
Levels
- 1.Training for the Next Mission
- 2.Destroy an Enemy Aircraft Carrier
- 3.Blow Shit Up
- 4.Vent Your Anger and Destroy the TV
Trivia
- Top Gun is considered very homoerotic.
- Top Gun made people want to join the U.S. Navy.
- A Starscream toy makes a cameo. Seeing as how he's an F-15, this is actually pretty fitting.
- With a normal controller, he ended up undershooting the landing. With the U-Force (which is a shitty NES accessory), he ended up overshooting the landing. However, with the Power Glove, he landed it just right. DO NOT QUESTION THE TRUE POWERS OF THE POWER GLOVE, PEOPLE!!!
