United States of America

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A proud American.

America. FUCK YEAH!! Coming again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

America (in the usual sense) is a country in North America that is south of Canada and north of Mexico. It was officially founded on July 4, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. In fact, the first president of the United States, George Washington, was the leader of the Continental Army in the Revolutionary War (which was against Great Britain). Dr. Rabbit takes his kids/sex slaves to America from Australia so that he can blow them up in a rocket. Fuck yeah.

The empress of America is Wendy O.

America is also what Bandit Keith is obsessed with.

Liked By

• Bandit Keith (loves American the most, in fact.)
• Americans
• Soldier
• Hop
• Captain America
• Revolutionary War-era Patriots
• Guile
• Charlie (Guile's friend)
• Terry Bogard
• Doc Louis
• Disco Kid (Though not as much as disco.)
• Super Macho Man (Though not as much as his fame.)
• Superman (who fights for truth, justice, and the American way.)
• Mr. Sandman (Mainly for the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.)
• Rocky Balboa
• Apollo Creed (About as much as Bandit Keith loves America, in fact.)
• Michael Bay (Unfortunately)
• Team America (FUCK YEAH!)
• George Washington
  • Actually, all of our founding fathers.
• Hulk Hogan
• Hank Hill
• The Japanese (they make a lot of money from American consumers.)
• Germany (Even though they told them to stop)

Disliked By

• Europeans
• Loyalists
• The British Redcoats
• The Chinese
• A few of the Koreans. (But not Kim Kaphwan, who has had Americans as teammates)
• Rod Blagojevich
• Benedict Arnold
• Ivan Drago
• Michael Moore (Hates America the most.)
• Canadians
• Fred Phelps
• Hitler
• Lil' Hitler
• Afganistan
• Iraq
• The Jonas Brothers
• Rammstein (They hate America's influence on culture)
• Communist Superman (Superman's communist form, who fights for Stalin instead of truth, justice, and the American way.)