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Chocolate
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Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree's fruit, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in Mexico, Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao fruit have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor.
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Chocolate: one of the many things that are delicious.
People Who Like Chocolate
- Doc Louis (Obviously)
- Tom
- Rick
- Tay Zonday
- I.M. Meen
- Robotnik (Specifically "chocolate-covered cock")
- Grounder (See Robotnik.)
- Scratch (See Robotnik.)
- Chip
- Mario
- Luigi
- Yoshi
- Anakaris (Especially in pudding form.)
- Wataru Tachibana (Especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "goooood".)
- Gay Luigi (Especially with nuts. Get the hint?)
- Germans (Hell, some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of great Beer and scat porn.)
- Homer Simpson (He's even been to the Land of Chocolate.)
People Who Dislike Chocolate
Trivia
- Chocolate should never be confused with shit.
See Also
Doc Louis stares at all of the wonderful chocolate on this page.
