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RabbitSnore
RabbitSnore is a major contributor to YouChew's news page.
RabbitSnore is a moderator for the YouChew forums.RabbitSnore is an overly sentimental, sarcastic, fiendishly poetic, and dickish fellow with a penchant for sticking his nose in whatever business catches his fancy, which is quite a lot of business. He is a fairly well-known pooper with over 100 videos to his name, many of which are tennis poops.
In brief
RabbitSnore is the sound a rabbit makes while asleep.
History
RabbitSnore learned about poop from Thereisnospork303, while over his house. It was love at first sight. RabbitSnore took poop to dinner that evening and made love to it until sunrise.
Early History
From the age of only five, RabbitSnore was trained to be an elite operator by US-SOCOM. Graduating at the top of his class from Sniper School, he was awarded the codename RabbitSnore, and given his own command from an early age.
He would befriend and frequently work with Sgt. Maj. McCrash2991, a senior and skilled intelligence officer who would go on to provide operational support for RabbitSnore's black ops. When RabbitSnore was ordered to infiltrate a hidden fortress in southern Brazil, the sergeant major provided the maps and personnel data for the operation. They worked together on other similar solo operations in which RabbitSnore required precise information for stealth infiltration and escape.
Later, RabbitSnore would join the crack Battle Mech-trained unit THE INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD.
Introduction to Poop
One afternoon while RabbitSnore was hanging out at Thereisnospoon303's house, TINS told him that he had found some funny videos on Youtube. On Rabbit's laptop, TINS, Black_Puffin, and Rabbit watched several early poops, mainly from MrSimon (later known as TheElectricCheese) and Stegblob. RabbitSnore laughed heartily at many of them, and he and TINS began to integrate poop humor into their arsenal of in-jokes, many of which are a source of alienation and confusion to any innocent bystanders who may happen to overhear any of their bizarre conversations.
Over the next weeks and months, TINS would occasionally mention the Youtube Poop Forum, at that time run by Conrad Slater. The vast majority of his comments about the forum were positive: that it was a fun place, full of amusing members. He would often report the latest antics of members like MrDrunkenFox and Stegblob. TINS would also gently urge Rabbit to begin making poops of his own, that is, beyond the literal fecal kind.
Later, Rabbit downloaded a trial version of Adobe Premiere CS3, the software he still uses to make most of his videos, and he made his first poop: Otacon's Emo Adventure. He joined the forum and Youtube the same day, which happened to be September 11th. It was not his intention to observe Patriot Day by uploading shit to Youtube and join a forum easily mistaken for a scat fetish site, but such is life.
RabbitSnore Begins
His username "RabbitSnore" was created while he sat in his local bookstore and internet cafe, trying to think of a username that would reflect the sort of nonsense he was getting himself into. Wanting something a bit sillier than his usual repertoire of usernames, he decided to merge two unrelated words into one username: thus, RabbitSnore.
He would later discover that rabbits do in fact snore, rarely.
At the time, he had no idea.
When he found out rabbits actually do snore, he remarked, "Fancy that."
Forum Activity
RabbitSnore's activity on the forum increased rapidly, and he became more involved with the YouChew community. Soon, after TINS suggested the idea, he began regularly writing Poop Tennis Reviews. His early writing gained the attention of Conrad, who published the articles to the YouChew news blog. In time, he and Conrad grew to be regular collaborators. Later, Conrad would entrust to Rabbit the privilege of conducting interviews of poopers for publication on the news page.
In time, Rabbit was given editorial access to the news page and given the informal title of News Editor. He was at this point, effectively a member of the site's staff, but under Conrad, he was never given moderator powers, nor access to the private moderator section of the forum. As tensions began to rise on the forum with frequent spats of e-drama, Rabbit's staff position became increasingly precarious, as he was friendly with some of the moderators and many users, as well as Conrad himself, and it was apparent that a schism was growing between a large number of users and Conrad.
With Cloggedone, Dopply, and several others, Rabbit joined The Pachinko Machine, a short-lived forum aimed at providing a forum free of the drama that occasionally brewed on YouChew. The Pachinko Machine had two incarnations, neither of which endured.
First poop seen
MAMA LUIGI IS A NUCLEAR WEAPON
First poop made
Otacon's Emo Adventure (a piece of shit, actually.)
Style
Preferred Sources
- Metal Gear Solid
- Sonic Anime
- Cowboy Bebop
- Star Wars
- Gameplay Footage
- Lots of other stuff
Preferred Methods
- Juxtaposition
- Layering
- Visual Warping
- Minimal Sentence Mixing
- Loops
- Reversals
- Excessive Layering
- Excessive Sentimentality
- Standard two-man sniping from the seated position, with a Dragonov SVD
- Trap Videos
Prefered Tech
- Adobe Premiere Pro CS3
- The GIMP (for still images)
- M1911 or custom cloned version, with suppressor and combat light
- Sony Vegas (rarely used)
- M4 CQB with SOPMOD
- Hand to hand, the basis of all combat.
Dislikes
- Flash augmentations, most of the time
- On-site procurement
- Lack of effort
- Poopers who take themselves too seriously
Reception
RabbitSnore was received much like a railroad spike driven through an innocent child's foot, if that answers your question.
Criticism
RabbitSnore is often described as a piece of smoldering shit, sitting on your front porch, waiting to be stepped on.
His style changes at his whim, which can alienate viewers who want or expect consistency. RabbitSnore tends not to care about this unfortunate trend.
Achievements
- Rabbit was hailed by Conrad Slater as the "master of Poop Tennis." Several others have called him "The King of Tennis" and other endearing titles about Poop Tennis. RabbitSnore prefers to be called RabbitSnore.
- He played in and helped organize the first Poop Tennis League. He came in second place with six points. In the second, much larger League, he played and managed again, this time coming in second place in his division after many matches described frequently as "epic."
- He wrote several Poop Tennis Reviews, before going on temporary hiatus to move onto pooper interviews.
- One of his proudest moments was playing a nine-round Tennis match with Conrad Slater. This was one of the most challenging and extreme matches for him.
- RabbitSnore interviewed MrDrunkenFox, Deepercutt, BigMarioandTailsfan, and DukeofFortuneMan for YouChewPoop's interview page.
- RabbitSnore is a martial arts expert. He destroyed Metal Gear 1 and is now operations leader for Operation 747.
Associates
In Person
- Thereisnospork303 - Friend from way the hell back in elementary school.
- Black_Puffin - Brother
- SquirrelsTwitch - Friend
Online
- Thereisnospork303
- Conrad Slater
- Misselaineous10
- Gallers
- Crash2991
- SushieBoy
- MrDrunkenFox
- Christoph
- Toadomos
- UncleChuckTH
- Terrorist
- NS2
- strong414bad
- Markie
- theHappyFungus
- TurkeyBeef
- Rakninja
- Cortes
Influences
- Herman Melville, for his brilliant contributions to Poop
- Anyone he has played Poop Tennis with
Fans
Other Information
Trivia
- RabbitSnore is a not actually a rabbit. He is in fact the snore of a rabbit, not the actual rabbit.
- RabbitSnore does not have a caecum and therefore does not eat his own feces. He would not mind having one though, since it sounds like it could be interesting.
- Only a handful of poopers know RabbitSnore's "real name." Conrad Slater certainly does, from all the times Rabbit has emailed him. Thereisnospork303 also knows for obvious reasons. Most of the moderation team of the forum knows his name, at least his first name.
- He is the editor-in-chief of the YouChewPoop news page.
- He moderates and administrates the forum.
- He's a whole other game from Liquid.
- He's not just the boss around here. He's the boss to surpass Big Boss himself.
Links
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