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Dr. Rabbit
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Doctor Rabbit is a pedophilic rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and plaque monster. He also likes to put his cum into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.
History
Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the nickshorts Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.
Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.
Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stuid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped Carmen on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck.
From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a Dentist Office in the Coney Island Disco Palace where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.
Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.
It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while some other sources have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. Keyburrito suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than Mama Luigi, and he is currently leading an investigation into the matter.
It has been confirmed that Doctor Rabbit can become more powerful than even God Luigi. Recently, he killed Carmen by turning into God Rabbit.
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Upcoming tour
Doctor Rabbit's upcoming Warped Tour is said to be teaching children about the joys of intercourse. He will be teaching the class alongside Mama Luigi and Ms. Filkins. He is also said to be touring with M.C.R.
Legal issues
Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by some random metalhead for breaking his video camera.
He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.
His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.
Presidential run
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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against Robotnik. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.
Death
Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid.
Quotes
- "Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. Cum along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!"
- "Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!"
- "I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors."
- "You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day."
- "Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow."
- "Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!"
- "Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?"
- "Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!"
- "Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!"
- "THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!"
- "Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!"
- "OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you."
- "BRUSH IN THE MORNING!"
- "BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!"
- "DADADADADADADADADA"
- "Australia, here we CUUUM!!!"
