James Bond

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"The Man With the Golden Gun".

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James Bond is a "00" agent that works for the British SIS/MI6. Throughout the years, he has stopped many evil madmen from either taking over or destroying the world.

He has also had sex with more women than most characters ever do in the Poop Dimension, or in the real world for that matter.

Likes

• Vodka martinis that have been shaken.
• Women
• The United Kingdom
  • England
• Creating clever puns involving the women he "dates".
• The game Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

Dislikes

• Dr. No
  • The rest of the villains in the series.
• Stirred vodka martinis
• His Walther PPK

Quotes

• "The name's Bond. James Bond."
• "Shaken, not stirred."

Trivia

• He likes his vodka martinis shaken, not stirred.
• He primarily uses a Walther PPK.
• He has a cousin named James Bond Jr.
• Also has an Anglo-Japanese son named James Suzuki Bond, who's mother is Kissy Suzuki from "You Only Live Twice".
• Once suffered from a head injury, causing him to forget everything and live as a Japanese Fisherman.
• He knows judo.
• He is also very intelligent, and sometimes understands his enemies' technologies even better than the villains themselves.
  • He also outsmarts them on a constant basis (like when he disguised himself as his wax figure to assassinate Francisco Scaramanga).
• Austin Powers is a stylized parody of him.
• Bond villains always love telling James Bond about his death instead of trying to kill him.
• Speaking of death, he is immortal, and is blessed with eternal youth.
• Was once described by M as "...a sexist, misogynist dinosaur, a relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you." Point taken.
• He takes such great pride for his Goldeneye 007 game on the Nintendo 64. In fact, he felt a grand sense of pride when Screwattack named it the best FPS game ever (then again, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 wasn't out during that time, so yeah).
• Speaking of Goldeneye 007, a remake on the Wii now exists.
• The songs from his series are part of a Youtube Poop sub-fad of THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN. In this sub-fad, his songs are edited with "pingas" replacing several words (Examples: "Live and Let PINGAS" [see right], or "The Man With the Golden PINGAS").