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*Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
 
*Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
 
[[Image:MinnesotanLaw.GIF‎|thumb|right|We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?]]
 
[[Image:MinnesotanLaw.GIF‎|thumb|right|We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?]]
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*Is famous for the hawt deesh, a casserole where one is not sure of the ingredients, but goes wid pop and dat Vikings game dun-chya-no?
 
 
*Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
 
*Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
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*Minnesota used to trade [[Furry|fur]].
 
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*There are still farms in the Twin Cities, betcha you dint know that, eh?.
 
 
*In the winter it gets very cold, but gets very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
 
*In the winter it gets very cold, but gets very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
 
*[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
 
*[[Ash Ketchum]] believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The [[Nostalgia Critic]] insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's [[retard]]ation about Vikings.
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*The name of a special [[cheeseburger]] that they have is called the "Ju(i)cy Lucy".
 
*The name of a special [[cheeseburger]] that they have is called the "Ju(i)cy Lucy".
 
*The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul (both in Minnesota) used to be rivals with each other.
 
*The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul (both in Minnesota) used to be rivals with each other.
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*There is a town in Minnesota called Nowthen.
 
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*13% of Minnesotans are [[Wolf O'Donnell|werewolves]], 15% are [[Dracula|vampires]] and 12% resemble Frankenstein's Monster. If [[you]] are well-liked, and very lucky, you might get to see an authentic Monster Mash during your time in Minnesota.
 
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**The Monster Mash is usually held in October in a secret graveyard. [[I.M. Meen (Character)|I.M. Meen]] believes this ritual centers around a satanic [[sex|"blood orgy"]] in which a small child from [[Cheese|Wisconsin]] is sacrificed to [[Satan]]. This sacrifice is used to gain [[Anti-Uctions|ungodly powers of hate]], which are then used in the annual [[American Football|Green Bay Packers-Minnesota Vikings]] clash.
 
 
*[[:Category:Scandinavians|Lute]][[Fish|fisk]] is more popular in MN than the Scandinavian nations themselves. Its popularity is due in part to the high populations of people of Scandinavian heritage.
 
*[[:Category:Scandinavians|Lute]][[Fish|fisk]] is more popular in MN than the Scandinavian nations themselves. Its popularity is due in part to the high populations of people of Scandinavian heritage.
 
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[[Category:States]]

Revision as of 20:16, 5 January 2011

Dat deres a nice State Seal eh?.

Dis here is dat dere Minnesota article on da Chewiki dun-chya-no. So Ah-min-ah tells you da facts.Minnesota is the 12th largest state in the USA, and home to 10,000 lakes formed by glaciers (Actually 11,842, but 10,000 sounds a lot more catchy dun-chya-no?) Dis state is also known for its moderate to progressive politics and social policies, civic involvement, and high voter turnout. We ranks among da healthiest states, and you betcha we have a highly literate population.

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Poopers From Minnesota

Characters From Minnesota



Trivia

  • Their football team is da "Minnesota Vikings".
  • Minnesota is Dakota for "Sky-Tinted Water" dun-chya-no?.
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We Minnesotans are very strict wit our laws dun-chya-no?
  • Mayo Clinic, one of the best hospitals in the world, is located in Minnesota.
  • In the winter it gets very cold, but gets very hot in the summer, but you get yousta it.
  • Ash Ketchum believes that Vikings live in Minnesota. The Nostalgia Critic insisted on apologizing to all Minnesotans for Ash's retardation about Vikings.
  • Our lingo is a result of years of blended bad English from over 43 different countries, innerestin' idn't it?
  • Minnesota is home to the United States' largest mall in area, which is, surprisingly, not the largest in shopping space, due to the large area occupied by amusement parks, who dint like dat Camp Snoopy before Nickelodeon took over eh?
  • Minnesota once ended up having the Lakers franchise back when the NBA was young and the Lakers were actually respectable.
    • Now, they just have the sucky Timberwolves as a franchise for the NBA.
  • The name of a special cheeseburger that they have is called the "Ju(i)cy Lucy".
  • The cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul (both in Minnesota) used to be rivals with each other.
  • Lutefisk is more popular in MN than the Scandinavian nations themselves. Its popularity is due in part to the high populations of people of Scandinavian heritage.
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