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|name=Goofy | |name=Goofy | ||
|image=GOOFY1.png | |image=GOOFY1.png | ||
| − | |shows=Goof Troop, Goofy Movie, Kingdom Hearts, and more | + | |shows=Goof Troop, Goofy Movie, Kingdom Hearts, and more |
| + | |noaddshows=Yes | ||
|sex=Male | |sex=Male | ||
|age=Whenever that Walt guy made him | |age=Whenever that Walt guy made him | ||
| − | |occupation= | + | |occupation=Antagonizing everyone around him with his moronic antics |
| − | |nationality= | + | |nationality= |
|cast=Bill Farmer | |cast=Bill Farmer | ||
}}{{char}} | }}{{char}} | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{dirty}} |
| − | A stupid dog/seal/whatever creature | + | A stupid dog/seal/whatever creature who usually gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! |
| + | He is supposedly a friend of [[Sora]], but Sora actually hates him. | ||
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| + | ==Childhood== | ||
| + | Goofy was found ditched as a newborn and left at the outskirts of the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]]. He was later found by [[Dr. Rabbit]] who raised him as his own son. | ||
| + | During his 1st school year, he fell in love with [[Donald Duck]] and started to follow him everywhere since then. | ||
| + | After his adoptive father went a little too far when teaching Goofy how to brush and floss properly, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald's house where he hid himself in the basement's crawlspace. | ||
[[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]] | [[Image:HAYGUYZ!.jpg|thumb|up|HAY GUYZ!]] | ||
| + | ==Teenage life== | ||
| + | Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years; he failed to pass any subject and had a horrible social life, but [[Mickey Mouse]] bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with [[Jafar]] and had Donald as his college roommate. | ||
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| + | ==Recent years== | ||
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| + | Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met [[Sora]] and joined him in his epic quest for... actually, what are they doing anyway? | ||
| + | |||
| + | Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown. | ||
| + | |||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
| + | *Hanging out with Sora. | ||
[[Image:Goofy.jpg|thumb|right|It finally happened; Goofy's down in the dumps.]] | [[Image:Goofy.jpg|thumb|right|It finally happened; Goofy's down in the dumps.]] | ||
| + | *Licking Sora | ||
*Saying totally dumb things. | *Saying totally dumb things. | ||
| − | * | + | *Donald |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Robotnik]] |
| − | + | *Looking at his own teenaged son in his underwear. ([[MORNIN']] [[The Sun|SON]]!) | |
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==Hated by== | ==Hated by== | ||
| − | * | + | *Everybody else. |
| + | |||
| + | ==Trivia== | ||
| + | *His favorite flavor of ice cream is [[cum]]. | ||
| + | *He uses shields as weapons, much like Captain [[America]]. That's kind of... ''goofy!'' | ||
| + | *He's able to perform the [[Falcon Punch]] | ||
| + | *Stars in educational films about how to do things. | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Goofy}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Goofy}} | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Disney]] | [[Category:Disney]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Animals]] | [[Category:Animals]] | ||
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A stupid dog/seal/whatever creature who usually gets killed by a falling rock OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! He is supposedly a friend of Sora, but Sora actually hates him.
Childhood
Goofy was found ditched as a newborn and left at the outskirts of the Coney Island Disco Palace. He was later found by Dr. Rabbit who raised him as his own son. During his 1st school year, he fell in love with Donald Duck and started to follow him everywhere since then. After his adoptive father went a little too far when teaching Goofy how to brush and floss properly, Goofy ran away from home and into Donald's house where he hid himself in the basement's crawlspace.
Teenage life
Goofy was a total dunce during his teenager years; he failed to pass any subject and had a horrible social life, but Mickey Mouse bribed the teachers to pass him. He got in fights with Jafar and had Donald as his college roommate.
Recent years
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Was hired by Mickey, who now controlled a powerful company, to be his royal bodyguard together with Donald. He later met Sora and joined him in his epic quest for... actually, what are they doing anyway?
Goofy currently works as a schoolteacher who unfortunately has to put up with the mischief caused by George the Class Clown.
Likes
- Hanging out with Sora.
- Licking Sora
- Saying totally dumb things.
- Donald
- Robotnik
- Looking at his own teenaged son in his underwear. (MORNIN' SON!)
Hated by
- Everybody else.
Trivia
- His favorite flavor of ice cream is cum.
- He uses shields as weapons, much like Captain America. That's kind of... goofy!
- He's able to perform the Falcon Punch
- Stars in educational films about how to do things.
