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Plankton is a one-eyed, angry and mutant viagra pill and the recurring main antagonist of Nickelodeons TV show [[Spongebob Squarepants]], his goal in life is to steal the secret formula of the Krabby Patty. Sadly for Plankton, his plans always fail quite simply because he's an idiot and he never learns from his mistakes.
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'''Sheldon J. Plankton''' is a one-eyed, angry, mutant plankton and the closest thing to an antagonist ''[[Spongebob Squarepants]]'' will ever receive. His goal in life is to steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula. Sadly for Plankton, his plans always fail quite simply because he's an idiot and he never learns from his mistakes.
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
Plankton was born in Russia by a viagra pill and a watermellon. He was deported to the bottom of the ocean after numerous charges of sexual assault. Later in his life, he opened a resturaunt known as the Bucket of [[Shit]] and renamed it to the Chum Bucket later. His resturaunt rarelry gets any costomers, and it is unknown how he manages to keep the store open.
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Plankton was born in Russia to a viagra pill and a watermelon. Plankton was a con man even as a child, but the authorities wanted nothing more but to hunt him down. Plankton hoped to hide in the bottom of the sea, where he knew that the population consisting of [[fish]] would not know anything about his past life. Later in his life, he opened a restaurant known as the Bucket of [[Shit]] and renamed it to the Chum Bucket later, hoping to attract attention. Despite the fact that his store is eternally open, it gets no customers because the food sucks. In order to combat the problem, he realized that the restaurant directly across from him was receiving more attention simply because of one simple food item: the Krabby Patty. Plankton now wants to steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula not only for more customers, but also because he has a serious craving for hamburgers that can't be solved any other way.
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
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*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Squidward]]
 
*The Krusty Krab
 
*The Krusty Krab
*[[Dry Bones|Karen]]
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*Karen
  
 
==Legal Issues==
 
==Legal Issues==
Plankton is usually arrested for trying to steal the Krabby patty secret forumla, trying to conquer the world and even littering. In one episode, he was divorced from Karen and is currently fighting over custody over the robots.
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Plankton is usually arrested for trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret forumla, trying to conquer the world and even littering. Recently, he and Karen had a divorce, and they are currently fighting over custody over the robots.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*He is gay, and he hides this by making a computer with the personality of a housewife who bitches all the time.
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*He is gay, and he hides this by making a computer wife. Something went wrong with her programming and now she wants to kill him.
*He was once a friend to Mr. Krabs.
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*He was once a friend to Mr. Krabs. Aww.
 
*His family consists of uneducated rednecks.
 
*His family consists of uneducated rednecks.
*In one episode, he was arrested for 22 years, which supports a theory that the series is chronologically out of order.
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*Got arrested for 22 years and escaped almost instantly.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
*I don't get it.
 
*I don't get it.
**ALRIGHT I GET IT.
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**ALL RIGHT I GET IT.
*You're right (in response to Mr. Krabs calling him gay).
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*I EVEN ATE JELLY BEANS THROUGH A STRAW!
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*[[Jesus|Lord]] knows how long I've tried.
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*Being evil is too much fun!
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*It looks like an ordinary penny... because it IS an ordinary penny!
  
 
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Name: Sheldon J. Plankton
Appears In: Spongebob Squarepants
Sex: Male
Age: 66
Nationality: Russian

Sheldon J. Plankton is a one-eyed, angry, mutant plankton and the closest thing to an antagonist Spongebob Squarepants will ever receive. His goal in life is to steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula. Sadly for Plankton, his plans always fail quite simply because he's an idiot and he never learns from his mistakes.

History

Plankton was born in Russia to a viagra pill and a watermelon. Plankton was a con man even as a child, but the authorities wanted nothing more but to hunt him down. Plankton hoped to hide in the bottom of the sea, where he knew that the population consisting of fish would not know anything about his past life. Later in his life, he opened a restaurant known as the Bucket of Shit and renamed it to the Chum Bucket later, hoping to attract attention. Despite the fact that his store is eternally open, it gets no customers because the food sucks. In order to combat the problem, he realized that the restaurant directly across from him was receiving more attention simply because of one simple food item: the Krabby Patty. Plankton now wants to steal the Krabby Patty's secret formula not only for more customers, but also because he has a serious craving for hamburgers that can't be solved any other way.

Likes

  • Science
  • Holographic meatloaf

Dislikes

Legal Issues

Plankton is usually arrested for trying to steal the Krabby Patty secret forumla, trying to conquer the world and even littering. Recently, he and Karen had a divorce, and they are currently fighting over custody over the robots.

Trivia

  • He is gay, and he hides this by making a computer wife. Something went wrong with her programming and now she wants to kill him.
  • He was once a friend to Mr. Krabs. Aww.
  • His family consists of uneducated rednecks.
  • Got arrested for 22 years and escaped almost instantly.

Quotes

  • I don't get it.
    • ALL RIGHT I GET IT.
  • I EVEN ATE JELLY BEANS THROUGH A STRAW!
  • Lord knows how long I've tried.
  • Being evil is too much fun!
  • It looks like an ordinary penny... because it IS an ordinary penny!