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|name=Oogtar | |name=Oogtar | ||
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| − | + | ==In Breef== | |
| + | Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by [[the Princess]] in Dinosaur World. His best friend is [[Yoshi]]. He is an imbred child and tries to take pride in this. However, he is too retarded to feel pride. He has a speech disorder, which just adds to how retarded he is. Did I mention he was retard? | ||
| − | ==Likes== | + | ===Likes=== |
*[[Yoshi]] when he's not fat. | *[[Yoshi]] when he's not fat. | ||
*Chickle Tree Bubble Gum | *Chickle Tree Bubble Gum | ||
*[[Cum]] | *[[Cum]] | ||
*[[Balls]] | *[[Balls]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Being retarded. |
| − | ==Dislikes== | + | ===Dislikes=== |
*[[The Princess]] | *[[The Princess]] | ||
*[[Hip]] | *[[Hip]] | ||
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*Fireballs | *Fireballs | ||
*[[Wizardheimer]] | *[[Wizardheimer]] | ||
| + | *Not being retarded. | ||
| − | ==Liked By== | + | ===Liked By=== |
| − | * | + | *For some reason Yoshi likes him. |
| + | *Nobody else. | ||
| − | ==Disliked By== | + | ===Disliked By=== |
*[[You|Everyone]] | *[[You|Everyone]] | ||
*Even [[Chad Warden]] hates him. | *Even [[Chad Warden]] hates him. | ||
| − | =Trivia= | + | ==Trivia== |
| + | [[Image:Alittlelearning.jpg|thumb|right|Oogtar (right) pondering the thought of raping Yoshi.]] | ||
*Oogtar backwards is ratgoO. | *Oogtar backwards is ratgoO. | ||
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*Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back. | *Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back. | ||
| − | *Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a | + | *Oogtar is widly known to be [[Gay]], and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a "good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart". |
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*He is so frail that his debt increases by [[Over 9000]] [[America|US]] [[Money|dollars]] on a daily basis due to [[medic]]al bills. | *He is so frail that his debt increases by [[Over 9000]] [[America|US]] [[Money|dollars]] on a daily basis due to [[medic]]al bills. | ||
| − | *He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad. | + | *He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad who are siblings. Who the [[fuck]] would want to keep this kid? |
*Sued [[Wizardheimer]] for calling him gay. The talking [[ass|arse]] judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was [[Phoenix Wright]]. The verdict was "Gay". | *Sued [[Wizardheimer]] for calling him gay. The talking [[ass|arse]] judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was [[Phoenix Wright]]. The verdict was "Gay". | ||
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| + | ===Quotes=== | ||
| + | *Way go [[Mario|Santa Clause]]! | ||
| + | *Fireballs!!! | ||
| + | *Oogtar no want be dino food! | ||
| + | *Me come to rescue you. | ||
| + | *<s>[[No|Fuck me harder Yoshi!!!]]</s> | ||
| + | *No problemo, Oogtar break down door! | ||
| + | *How Santa know? | ||
[[Category:Gay Characters]] | [[Category:Gay Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Communists]] | [[Category:Communists]] | ||
Revision as of 17:02, 9 December 2009
This article is filed under Characters.In Breef
Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by the Princess in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi. He is an imbred child and tries to take pride in this. However, he is too retarded to feel pride. He has a speech disorder, which just adds to how retarded he is. Did I mention he was retard?
Likes
Dislikes
- The Princess
- Hip
- Hop
- Fireballs
- Wizardheimer
- Not being retarded.
Liked By
- For some reason Yoshi likes him.
- Nobody else.
Disliked By
- Everyone
- Even Chad Warden hates him.
Trivia
- Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
- Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
- Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a "good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart".
- He is so frail that his debt increases by Over 9000 US dollars on a daily basis due to medical bills.
- He surprisingly has a sister. Not only that, but he also has a mom and a dad who are siblings. Who the fuck would want to keep this kid?
- Sued Wizardheimer for calling him gay. The talking arse judge from the Wall judged this, and the court date was December 31, 1999. His lawyer was Phoenix Wright. The verdict was "Gay".
Quotes
- Way go Santa Clause!
- Fireballs!!!
- Oogtar no want be dino food!
- Me come to rescue you.
Fuck me harder Yoshi!!!- No problemo, Oogtar break down door!
- How Santa know?
