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==People Who Like Chocolate==
 
==People Who Like Chocolate==
 
*[[Doc Louis]] (Obviously)
 
*[[Doc Louis]] (Obviously)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|Tom]]
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*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]]
 
*[[Patrick Star|Rick]]
 
*[[Patrick Star|Rick]]
 
*[[Tay Zonday]]
 
*[[Tay Zonday]]
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*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Luigi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
 
*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Anakaris]]
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*[[Anakaris]] (Especially in [[pudding]] form.)
 
*[[Hayate the Combat Butler|Wataru Tachibana]] (Especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "''goooood''".)
 
*[[Hayate the Combat Butler|Wataru Tachibana]] (Especially chocolate milk, which he describes as "''goooood''".)
 
*[[Gay Luigi]] (Especially with [[nuts]]. [[Get the hint?]])
 
*[[Gay Luigi]] (Especially with [[nuts]]. [[Get the hint?]])
 
*[[German]]s ([[Hell]], some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of [[Ganon|great]] [[BOOZE|Beer]] and [[shit|scat]] [[porn]].)
 
*[[German]]s ([[Hell]], some people proclaim that Germany's the home of chocolate, like how Germany's the home of [[Ganon|great]] [[BOOZE|Beer]] and [[shit|scat]] [[porn]].)
*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy]]
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*[[Homer Simpson]] (He's even been to the Land of Chocolate.)
  
 
==People Who Dislike Chocolate==
 
==People Who Dislike Chocolate==

Revision as of 12:43, 26 November 2009

Chocolate comprises a number of raw and processed foods produced from the seed of the tropical cacao tree's fruit, Cacao has been cultivated for at least three millennia in Mexico, Central and South America, with its earliest documented use around 1100 BC. The majority of the Mesoamerican peoples made chocolate beverages, including the Aztecs and the Maya, who made it into a beverage known as xocolātl, a Nahuatl word meaning "bitter water". The seeds of the cacao fruit have an intense bitter taste, and must be fermented to develop the flavor.

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Chocolate: one of the many things that are delicious.
Chocolate can have many things added to it, including milk.
Some chocolates have different tastes depending on the season, such as Valentines day, Christmas, etc.
Some have attempted to create chocolate rain. Most tries came out as a success.

People Who Like Chocolate

People Who Dislike Chocolate

  • Dogs (They can get sick and then die by eating chocolate.)
  • Dentists

Trivia

  • Chocolate should never be confused with shit.

See Also