Sandvich

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Sandvich (or Sandwich for all you non-Eastern-European folk out there) is a form of food achieved by placing various ingredients, often meats, cheeses, or vegetables, between two slices of bread. Heavy Weapons Guy is especially fond of sandviches, to the point of carrying them into battle. The olive with a toothpick through it is completely optional, but recommended. Just don't eat the toothpick. Sandvich can also refer to someone who just got squished flat. An example of someone getting sandvich'd can be seen in the second video to the right.

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• Heavy Weapons Guy
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• Krystal
• Just about anyone.

How To Make A Sandvich

Wii will make a ham sandvich as an example.

• Start with bread (any bread is fine)
• Plop the ham* thusly, please.
• Put cheese* on top of the ham.
• Lay a 2nd slice of bread on top of the whole thing.
• (optional) Add a toothpick and an olive on there if you want.

*Can be replaced with anything, and used in any amount.

You can also spread sandwich spread (Such as mayo, peanut butter, jelly, or vegemite.) on the bread if you want to.

Trivia

• In Team Fortress 2, as Heavy, you can eat these to restore 120 Health. Finding one of these on the ground from a fallen Heavy recovers 50 Health whilst simultaneously satisfying your hunger.
• Barry is addicted to these, as he constantly reminds Jill Valentine of the time she almost was turned into a "Jill Sandwich." He also has tendencies to find many of these delicious morsels along his pathway (No doubt from many fallen Heavies.), as seen in this poop.
• Spiderman loves having rubber glove sandwiches. What bad taste.
• When Heavy found out about the "Scout Is Delicious!" had over 120 video responces, it magically rained Sandviches.
• The characters in the movie "Bad Santa" would like to fix you some sandwiches.