Difference between revisions of "Batman"

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Batman, with his sidekick Robin

Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.

Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.

"I'm Batman"
"THE BASEMENT!"
"Corn!"
"Maize!"
"EARL!"
"Beloved Children!?"
"WHERE IS HE?!"
"Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
"So sleep tight, punk."
"Sleep tight my ward."
"What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
"This Is WAR!!!"
"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
"Bees, My God."
"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
"BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"
"It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
"It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
"It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
"Drop your punch line, Joker!"
"Drop your punch!"
"Drop your punch, Joker!"
"Fuck my cock, you fuck er!"
"I smell a cat, Robin!"
"I smell like cats, Robin!"
"I smell like ass, Robin!"
"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
"Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
"Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
"The pun's up, Riddler!"
"Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
"Listen folks, are you sexy?"
"Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
"Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
"Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
"You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
"Yes!"

Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.

Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 *"Beloved Children!?"
 *"WHERE IS HE?!"
-*"Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
+*"Once I've put you through holy [[hell]], it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
 *"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]."
 *"Sleep tight my ward."
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 *"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
 *"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
+*"It's Not A Laughing [[Ass]], [[Robin]]!"
 *"Drop [[you]]r [[Punch Out!!|punch line]], [[Joker]]!"
+*"Drop your punch!"
+*"Drop your punch, Joker!"
+*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!"
+*"I smell a cat, Robin!"
+*"I smell like cats, Robin!"
+*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!"
+*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
+*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
+*"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
+*"Let's not sit on our [[birds]], Robin!"
+*"Anchovies Away, [[Penguin]]!"
+*"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
+*"The pun's up, [[Riddler]]!"
+*"Listen [[fuck]]ers, fuck off!"
+*"Listen folks, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
+*"Listen ma'am, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
 *"Listen folks, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
+*"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
 *"Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
 *"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
+*"[[Yes]]!"
 [[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]]