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Revision as of 15:42, 4 July 2009

Anti-Uctions are the exact opposite of uctions. They are ones evil power. Most of it is eaten by CD-I Zelda People, and Dr. Rabbit takes an Anti-Uctions enema every day so that he can stay evil. Like matter and anti-matter, a collision between Anti-Uction energy and Uction energy will result in neutralization, and a massive discharge of energy not filled with Uctions or Anti-Uctions. Anti-Uctions eventually settle into the form of a charged green crystal, much like how Uctions become red crystals over time. These unrefined crystals are structurally strong, but are a poor choice for building due to their powerful radiation output and reactivity with Uctions. Some machines, energy reactions, and certain people can drain raw Anti-Uction energy from these crystals.

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This game (Action 52 for either the NES or the Sega Genesis.) is pure Anti-Uctions.

Major Sources

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An infamous video gaming company that's pure Anti-Uctions.

What Do You Do If You Are Filled With Anti-Uctions

You may just want to ignore it. That, or go get medical help. If you can handle the Anti-Uctions, you can use them to take over the world or something.