Uctions

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.

Trivia

• The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
• Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
• Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
• When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
• Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
• Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
• Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for The Yoshi Regime.
• They might have killed off elmullet.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

• Mario
• Fat Mario
• Mr. X
• Tap Tap
• The Insane Clown Posse
• Megatron
• Q
• Tim Allen (only in his super form, Tim the Tool Man Taylor, and only when fighting dinosaurs with power tools)
• Shaquille O'Neal (Temporarily lost them when he was in Kazaam; regained them when he won 4 NBA Finals Championships.)
• Jackie Chan
• Toad (He has been repoted to meet qualifications.it has also been rumored that he is being taught how to use uctions by fat mario.")
• Captain Falcon (Those who say otherwise will get FALCON PUANCHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• Travis Touchdown (Fuck off if any of you motherfuckers think otherwise.)
• The Overture (This rank passes on to anyone who defeats/destroys him/her.)
• Lex Luthor (Those who say otherwise will be rebuked by him with a loud "WRONG!!!")
• Michael Jackson