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*He was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002. | *He was charged with the attemted murder of [[Big Mouth|Morton]] in 2002. | ||
| − | *He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the | + | *He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a [[TREE|tree]] in 1985, destroying the DeLorean. |
*Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | *Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. [[Phoenix Wright]] refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's. | ||
Revision as of 16:30, 16 April 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Bowser Jr. was Bowser's gay annoying child who had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad didn't disapprove of this.
Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.
Legal Issues
- He was charged with the attemted murder of Morton in 2002.
- He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.
- Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
- Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.
First Seen
First used by
Likes
- Sexually harrasing people.
- Mama Luigi
- Penises
- Chad Warden
Liked By
...
Disliked By
- Bowser
- You
- Me
- Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry.
- The Mario bros.
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact. He had committed 2 rapes and 1 count of sexual harassment while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit.
