Dr. Rabbit

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Doctor Rabbit is a pedophiliac racist rabbit dentist (or rabbit rabbit, but the fact still needs to be clarified) who travels the world in his hot air balloon and/or rocket to different locations, where he teaches children about proper ass-brushing techniques and regular dentist-shagging. He claims to be the world's only rabbit dentist and plaque monster. He also likes to put his cum into the mouths of his child followers. Doctor Rabbit has traveled to many places, but he is commonly found in Africa, where he joins the locals in song and dance.

History

Real Life

Dr. Rabbit was created by Colgate in 1994 in Dr. Rabbit's Incredible Ride to help children on how to properly take care of their teeth, and he rescued the child after a plaque monster kidnapped the child. Colgate has surpassed other mascots as well. In 1998, He is here again and one of the most infamous sources used is Dr. Rabbit's World Tour. The purpose of this video is to "teach children all around the world on how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright healthy smiles!" Dr. Rabbit goes to Europe (Spain) to teach Carmen about Sugars and Starches. In Africa, he teaches Tandi on how to brush twice a day. "Brush in the morning and brush at night!" In Asia (China), he tells Sao about the Great Wall protecting China is like fluoride toothpaste protecting the teeth from the "plaque attack!" In Australia, he teaches Olivia about flossing between the teeth. In North America, he teaches Michale about the two layers of human teeth and about plastic coating. In South America, he teaches Alexandro about tooth protection gear, and that ends his World tour. in 2004, The newest cartoon is Dr. Rabbit and the Legend of the Tooth Kingdom. Dr. Rabbit plays in a more serious role along with his assistant, Dr Brushwell who is a tan rabbit who also helps children on brushing their teeth. when Dr Brushwell picks up the old book about the Tooth Kingdom, the teeth people are being attacked by plaque soldiers, and it's up to them to save the kingdom. After they saved the kingdom, they returned to the dental office and there will always be a fight after eating food.

Early Life

Dr. Rabbit was born as Dominic Shagell Rabbit on March 15th, 1969 in a small, poor town too small to be on a map called Cedeih, Texas. At the age of one-and-a-half, he read the book Death of an Asian 34 times in a row. The book had 890 pages in it and he was hailed as the Inspiration of Reading Idol of 1971. On September 23, 1972, black monsters robbed his house and stole his family's radio, TV, and dinner.

Poop Life

Doctor Rabbit first appeared in the nickshorts Poop "Dr Rabbit's Early Brushing Obsession", in which he shared his dirty toothbrush with a retarded hippo, and then proceeded to sing an annoying song about brushing in the morning, denying the poor children and animals a break as "THEY ARE NOT DONE"! He continued to sing the song until he exploded to death.

Doctor Rabbit came back to life as a zombie, and said that only flouride can protect the childrens' asses from the evil Doctor Rabbit (though not like how a sarcophagus protects a mummy), but also advised them that shagging their dentist regularly can also save the hard-to-reach places between their asses. Doctor Rabbit then proceeded to bomb the hell out of some Peruvian soccer player, killing himself in the process.

Doctor Rabbit once again came back to life (under the psuedonym of Doctor Ass) to floss some Australian lady's ass, but not before showing some black kid a stupid video and reaching into his bag again. He then went somewhere on Chocobo-back and watched as a bunch of plaque monsters have a vaudeville-style orgy. In a bout of mental illness, Doctor Rabbit raped the Australian lady and had a seizure induced by retarded hippo breath, demanding children once again to shag their dentist regularly. He then raped Carmen on her bike and taught Tandi to fuck. After his bout of insanity, Doctor Rabbit redeemed himself by becoming a Protector of the Universe alongside the children he once fucked to defeat Alfred the Plaque Monster. Having done some good in the world, Doctor Rabbit went to Africa to tell the retarded hippo that he should never protect his ass from the evil Doctor Rabbit. He then proceeded to shag children all around the world at least twice a day, cumming into all their mouths. After eloping with the retarded hippo, Doctor Rabbit performs his all-mighty Nuclear Wink, destroying all of Africa.

Doctor Rabbit reincarnated himself in Spain as a Plaque Monster, traumatizing Carmen. After once again cumming into the retarded hippo's mouth, Doctor Rabbit lead a mass cumming and smoking orgy in Africa, after which he exploded the place with his annoying voice, proclaiming himself as the world's only asshole. Fleeing from the devastated Africa on hot air balloon, Doctor Rabbit went undercover as Doctor Spaghetti, the world's only instruction book. As Doctor Spaghetti, he would embark on "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", in which he would teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. However, upon reaching Spain, his hot air balloon exploded. Having failed his mission, Doctor Rabbit decided to cum on some black kid's permanent molars. Doctor Rabbit then embarked on "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour" as the world's only rabbit prostitute, teaching children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. It is unknown how the rest of this tour went out. Doctor Rabbit returned to the public eye proclaiming himself the world's only rabbit ass. He celebrated by teaching everyone about ass in his "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour".

From 1996 to 1998, Doctor Rabbit ran a Dentist Office in the Coney Island Disco Palace where he allegedly raped children with toothbrushes, among other things. Doctor Rabbit was later found innocent in court and afterward left the country. Doctor Rabbit is still currently serving a 10-year probation. It is to be noted he has a strong dislike for African-American people.

Recently, Doctor Rabbit has been spotted in Tooth Kingdom with his new female assistant, Doctor Brushwell, who's actually a guy. Video footage on both facts is very rare.

It is noted that Doctor Rabbit has only been Pooped 50 or so times before contracting AIDS, while some other sources have been ass-fucked with a pipe a million times over and are STILL clean. Keyburrito suspects that this could mean that Doctor Rabbit is stronger than Mama Luigi, and he is currently leading an investigation into the matter. He recently went on a drinking binge and claimed he would bomb South America, however, he was so drunk he bombed Africa instead.

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Tours

Dctor Rabbit's first official tour, "Doctor Spaghetti's Bright Smiles World Computer Room", was during his time as Doctor Spaghetti. The purpose of this tour was to teach children all around the world how to properly find the computer room. The tour ended in disaster when his hot air balloon exploded in Spain. His following tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Cum World Tour", taught children all around the world how to properly fuck the enclosed instruction book and die singing. He began this tour in Spain by fucking Carmen. The rest of the tour was run in private. His third tour, "Doctor Rabbit's Bright Ass World Tour", served to teach the locals of different countries about ass.

Legal issues

Carmen of Spain has claimed that she was molested by Doctor Rabbit when he stormed through her town. Doctor Rabbit denies all claims and a court date is in the process of being set. Doctor Rabbit is also being charged for eating Carmen's parents. He is also being sued for over $9,000 by some random metalhead for breaking his video camera.

He was also a drug dealer in the early 80's and may still have thousands of grams of cocaine hidden somewhere. Police are currently looking into this investigation.

His criminal past shows evidence of beastiality with animals in Africa, this is yet to be investagated.

Colgate wants him executed, and therefore YouTube Poopers and YouTube Poop fans are now protesting against Colgate for removing Dr. Rabbit videos by boycotting.

Presidential run

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On December 2007, Doctor Rabbit announced his intentions to run against Robotnik. He may not get as many votes due to him being more evil than Robotnik.

Death

Doctor Rabbit exploded on May 1, 2007 due to singing a stupid song about brushing in the morning. He exploded again the next day when he rammed his rocketship into some Peruvian kid. He once again exploded when he performed his Nuclear Wink attack in Africa.

Some how, Doctor Rabbit died again on December 30th, 2007 in Las Vegas. His death was being stabbed to death by Mama Luigi, or so they say.

On February 27, 2008, Dr. Rabbit was exploded again but this time Nanoha killed him while he was going to Spain. This was his final days of his life.

Dorami says her teddy bear exploded on Dr. Rabbit on March 5, 2008.

Great Dr. Rabbit Massacre

In early 2008, the Colgate-Palmolive company went on an AIDS-induced rampage and removed almost every singe trace of Dr. Rabbit from Youtube. All classic poops, including the ones linked to on this page, have been removed from Youtube.

At the news of his imminent execution, Dr. Rabbit fled to the Youtube underground and continued operating his dental practice under the alias "Anthropomorphic Surgeon".

Most recently, in March 2008, Dr. Rabbit returned in a poop falsely labeled "Mama Luigi Visits a Soapland". He once again dies in the end due to a rocket explosion, but soon returns in "Mama Luigi leaves the stove on". Both can be seen below.

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Quotes

Dr Rabbit Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit dentist. I am about to embark on a most thrilling adventure: Doctor Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour! I am going to teach children all around the world how to properly take care of their teeth and have bright, healthy smiles. Cum along if you'd like! It's sure to be the adventure of a tooth tiiime!

Dr Rabbit I am about to fart on dental floss...

Dr Rabbit Hola, Carmen! Good to see you again, my friend!

Dr Rabbit I see you're enjoying those chips, but you are not doing your teeth any favors.

Dr Rabbit YES!

Dr Rabbit You need to limit the times you eat sugars and starches each day.

Dr Rabbit Starches are foods like mmmmm... crackers and potato chips. They stick to your teeth and make PLAQUE MONSTERS grow.

Dr Rabbit Plaque monsters are the bad guys in your mouth that can cause cavities when they meet up with sugars and starches. They release ASSid that can help weaken your teeth and cause tooth decay. And you get this plaque attack every time you eat! Now, let's have a look!

Dr Rabbit Not if you limit sugars and starches and take proper care of your teeth. Why don't you cum along with me on my Bright Smiles World Tour and learn more?

Dr Rabbit Next stop: AFRICAAAAA!!!

Dr Rabbit Suck-a-pony, Tandi! This is my friend Carmen. We're on a Bright Smiles World Tour!

Dr Rabbit THAT'S WHY I'M HEAR! One of the most important you can do to keep yourself a very bright smile is to brush your teeth thoroughly with flouride toothpaste at least twice a day, especially after eating breakfast and before bedtime. Now, get your toothbrushes ready, everyone!

Dr Rabbit Oh oh oh, NO NO NO NO! No. This brush won't do! You have to replace your toothbrush whenever the bristles get SHAGgy and worn, or it may hurt your gums!

Dr Rabbit OH NO!!! You should never share your toothbrush! It's yours and yours alone! Here's a new one for you.

Dr Rabbit BRUSH IN THE MORNING!

Dr Rabbit BUT STILL YOU'RE NOT DONE!

Dr Rabbit DADADADADADADADADA

Dr Rabbit Australia, here we CUUUM!!!

Dr Rabbit I am Doctor Rabbit, and I am about to bark. (Long Pause) Bark! Bark!

Dr Rabbit Hello there! I am Doctor Rabbit, the world's only rabbit Nazi, and I am about to let children all around the world take a look at my Stanford.

Dr Rabbit (whispering) "I'm not ready. Not ready yet

Dr Rabbit The great wall is sexy!

Dr Rabbit Let's have butt-sex!

Dr Rabbit It's OK, everybody has sex with children.

Dr Rabbit YES! oH bABY! OH bABY!

Dr Rabbit This is my genitalia.

Dr Rabbit Let's look at yuri!