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*Kirk-The Captain. | *Kirk-The Captain. | ||
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*Chekov-The guy with a Russian accent (Is it Russian? I'm not really sure...) | *Chekov-The guy with a Russian accent (Is it Russian? I'm not really sure...) | ||
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*[[Patrick Stewart|Picard]]-The other Captain. | *[[Patrick Stewart|Picard]]-The other Captain. | ||
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*Data-The android that wants to be a human. Basically futuristic Pinocchio. | *Data-The android that wants to be a human. Basically futuristic Pinocchio. | ||
*Wesley-Crusher's son that wants to be an [[engineer]] or something. | *Wesley-Crusher's son that wants to be an [[engineer]] or something. | ||
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| + | ===Star Trek: Deep Space Nine=== | ||
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| + | *Sisko-The Captain. Spends the first three seasons as Commander. Pulls a Riker and grows a beard. He hates Picard. | ||
| + | *Kira-The Major. Everyone wants to have sex with her (even the guy with no penis). Thinks Sisko is Space [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]]. | ||
| + | *Dax-Chief Science Officer. Is actually a worm inside a woman's stomach. Used to be an old man. | ||
| + | *Bashir- The [[Doctor]] who wants to have sex with every woman on DS9. All the other characters think he is annoying. He wants to fuck Kira. | ||
| + | *Odo-Chief of Security who is also a shapeshifter. Spends more time harassing Quark than doing security things. He wants to fuck Kira. | ||
| + | *O'brien-Chief of Engineering who was also a regular extra on Next Generation. Horrible things happen to him very often, and he tends to be overtly racist (especially towards Cardassians). | ||
| + | *Worf-[[Stutter Loop|Again]] | ||
| + | *Quark-Ferengi bar owner who hates any change in the Ferengi way of life, meaning he loves [[money]] and nothing else. He wants to fuck Kira. | ||
| + | *Rom-Quark's brother. An idiot, but also a genius. | ||
| + | *Jake-Sisko's son who wants to be a writer. He wants to fuck Kira. | ||
| + | *Nog-Rom's son and Jake's best friend. | ||
| + | *Garak-Cardassian spy, and Bashir's lunch buddy. Everything he says is a lie. | ||
| + | *Dukat-Cardasian military official and regular cast member. He's bad but sometimes good. He wants to fuck Kira. | ||
==Liked by== | ==Liked by== | ||
Revision as of 19:58, 28 September 2014
Star Trek is a decent show made by Gene Roddenberry. Although it's pretty enjoyable, it gets a bad name from raging Star Trek fans who go to conventions and completely overhaul. More proof that too much of a good thing is a bad thing.
Media information
- Science Fiction television show.
- Originaly aired from 1966 to 1969.
Spin-Offs
- The Next Generation (1987-1994)
- Deep Space 9 (1993-1999)
- Voyager (1995-2001)
- Enterprise (2001-2005)
Movies
- Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) KHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!
- Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
- Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
- Star Trek Generations (1994)
- Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
- Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
- Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
- Star Trek (2009)
Characters
Star Trek [Original Series]
- Kirk-The Captain.
- Spock-The emotionless Vulcan.
- Scottie-The engineer with a Scottish accent.
- McCoy-The doctor who claims that he is nothing else. (I'm a doctor, not a magician!)
- Uhura-The black female lieutenant. Also one of the first black women to star in a series.
- Chekov-The guy with a Russian accent (Is it Russian? I'm not really sure...)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Picard-The other Captain.
- Riker-First officer.
- Geordi-The blind guy with the cool headgear.
- Worf-The Klingon who talks about honor all the time.
- Crusher-The head doctor who ends up marrying and divorcing Picard.
- Troi-The annoying counselor who thinks that she's always right.
- Data-The android that wants to be a human. Basically futuristic Pinocchio.
- Wesley-Crusher's son that wants to be an engineer or something.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
- Sisko-The Captain. Spends the first three seasons as Commander. Pulls a Riker and grows a beard. He hates Picard.
- Kira-The Major. Everyone wants to have sex with her (even the guy with no penis). Thinks Sisko is Space Jesus.
- Dax-Chief Science Officer. Is actually a worm inside a woman's stomach. Used to be an old man.
- Bashir- The Doctor who wants to have sex with every woman on DS9. All the other characters think he is annoying. He wants to fuck Kira.
- Odo-Chief of Security who is also a shapeshifter. Spends more time harassing Quark than doing security things. He wants to fuck Kira.
- O'brien-Chief of Engineering who was also a regular extra on Next Generation. Horrible things happen to him very often, and he tends to be overtly racist (especially towards Cardassians).
- Worf-Again
- Quark-Ferengi bar owner who hates any change in the Ferengi way of life, meaning he loves money and nothing else. He wants to fuck Kira.
- Rom-Quark's brother. An idiot, but also a genius.
- Jake-Sisko's son who wants to be a writer. He wants to fuck Kira.
- Nog-Rom's son and Jake's best friend.
- Garak-Cardassian spy, and Bashir's lunch buddy. Everything he says is a lie.
- Dukat-Cardasian military official and regular cast member. He's bad but sometimes good. He wants to fuck Kira.
Liked by
- Nerds
- Some people
Disliked by
- Star Wars fanboys
- Lord of the Rings fanboys
- Other people
Used by
Other information
- Some people will think you're a nerd if you like it.
- Occasionally, it's REALLY corny.
- KHHHAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!
- *Insert double facepalm by Captain Picard here.*
External Links
Main Source for Poopers
GeneralGrin has many Star Trek clips including: Star Trek Anger Management (Angry Star Trek Moments), Picard Goes Crazy, Commander Data Goes Crazy, and his Star Trek Mistakes series (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5). All of which make good pooping material.
