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*One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off [[Nintendo|Reggie Fils-Aime]]'s [[face]]. | *One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off [[Nintendo|Reggie Fils-Aime]]'s [[face]]. | ||
*He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him. | *He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him. | ||
| + | *In the SSB series, he has a form called Giga Bowser. This is caused by him eating to many burritos and getting ridiculous gas. Where the electricity comes from is still unknown. | ||
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Revision as of 07:30, 3 December 2010
This article is filed under Characters.See King Koopa for more information.
A giant Koopa (read: turtle) that is found in Mario games, in which he is known to Mario as "BOWSUH". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi. Recently, Bowser gave Mario AIDS, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.
Legal Issues
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of many YouTube Poop characters. Oddly, enough, one of his victims was Princess Peach's... castle. Yeah, that's right, he raped the building itself.
Quotes
Bowser Muahahahahahahah....
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Bowser RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Bowser MARIO, HOW DARE YOU DISTURB MY FAMILY VACATION!!
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Bowser Fuck!
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Bowser
Trivia
- Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed.
- He can only laugh.
- When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs.
- For some reason, he finds it hilarious whenever Fat Mario and Gay Luigi walk under a hotdog-shaped archway.
- Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between.
- He once pissed on a painting of Mario that was hanging in the Louvre.
- According to Malleo, Bowser apparently has gay sex with Link in his spare time.
- Despite that he is a villain in most Mario games, he has appeared as an Anti-Hero in a few games, such as Super Mario RPG, Super Paper Mario, and Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story.
- According to Dr. Mario, he has HPV.
- One time, he jumped out of the Nintendo 3DS and burned off Reggie Fils-Aime's face.
- He has a form called Dark Bowser, which was the result of the Dark Star copying his DNA and transforming into an eviler version of him.
- In the SSB series, he has a form called Giga Bowser. This is caused by him eating to many burritos and getting ridiculous gas. Where the electricity comes from is still unknown.
Death
In 2006, Bowser was killed when Mario sent him falling in to the firey pit of lava, which somehow killed him then, even though it didn't kill him in 1985. His bare skeleton was resurrected by Bowser Jr., turning him in to Dry Bowser. Eventually, he was resurrected in full, and still lives to this day.
Gallery
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Unofficial Bowser fan art.
Bowser when wearing sunglasses.
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Bowser's showing his respect to Michael Jackson: The King of Pop.
