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Coconuts is a robotic monkey working for [[Dr. Robotnik]]. Not much is known about him, presumably because of [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] stealing the spotlight. | Coconuts is a robotic monkey working for [[Dr. Robotnik]]. Not much is known about him, presumably because of [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] stealing the spotlight. | ||
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==Biography== | ==Biography== | ||
Coconuts was created by Robotnik originally to sort his [[PINGAS]] collection, but was remodeled to capture [[Sonic|that hedgehog]]. Coconuts failed due to the fact that Sonic was too busy speaking to kids about [[sex|inappropriate touching]] to be captured. After Scratch and Grounder were created, Coconuts was [[Promotion|demoted]] for the first time, to cleanup duty (to clean up [[cum]] left around by Robotnik). He has been demoted frequently ever since, often for no reason. Coconuts also worked part time for [[Wes Weasley]] at [[Tiertex]]. | Coconuts was created by Robotnik originally to sort his [[PINGAS]] collection, but was remodeled to capture [[Sonic|that hedgehog]]. Coconuts failed due to the fact that Sonic was too busy speaking to kids about [[sex|inappropriate touching]] to be captured. After Scratch and Grounder were created, Coconuts was [[Promotion|demoted]] for the first time, to cleanup duty (to clean up [[cum]] left around by Robotnik). He has been demoted frequently ever since, often for no reason. Coconuts also worked part time for [[Wes Weasley]] at [[Tiertex]]. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
[[Image:Coconuts2.PNG|thumb|Coconuts stares in horror at his article on the Chewiki.]] | [[Image:Coconuts2.PNG|thumb|Coconuts stares in horror at his article on the Chewiki.]] | ||
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*Coconuts ran away from home because Robotnik didn't [[love]] him. He hasn't been seen since. Some suspect he now works in the [[Africans|black]] market, selling drugs, [[BOOZE|liquor]], and supposedly national secrets (the latter is to rulers of foreign countries). | *Coconuts ran away from home because Robotnik didn't [[love]] him. He hasn't been seen since. Some suspect he now works in the [[Africans|black]] market, selling drugs, [[BOOZE|liquor]], and supposedly national secrets (the latter is to rulers of foreign countries). | ||
*He once considered buying a toilet plunger over buying a magic set. | *He once considered buying a toilet plunger over buying a magic set. | ||
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Revision as of 13:27, 5 March 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Coconuts is a robotic monkey working for Dr. Robotnik. Not much is known about him, presumably because of Scratch and Grounder stealing the spotlight.
Biography
Coconuts was created by Robotnik originally to sort his PINGAS collection, but was remodeled to capture that hedgehog. Coconuts failed due to the fact that Sonic was too busy speaking to kids about inappropriate touching to be captured. After Scratch and Grounder were created, Coconuts was demoted for the first time, to cleanup duty (to clean up cum left around by Robotnik). He has been demoted frequently ever since, often for no reason. Coconuts also worked part time for Wes Weasley at Tiertex.
Trivia
- Robotnik usually says an infamous line just after he demoted Coconuts........"SnooPING AS usual, I see?"
- Coconuts has been demoted approximately 1295.31 times.
- Is a boss in Resident Evil 5, where he transforms into a sea monster.
- Was caught doing illegal drugs with Scratch and Grounder once; sentenced to 4 years in prison.
- Ed Bighead once called for him to destroy Rocko's house, but he ended up destroying Ed's house instead.
- Coconuts ran away from home because Robotnik didn't love him. He hasn't been seen since. Some suspect he now works in the black market, selling drugs, liquor, and supposedly national secrets (the latter is to rulers of foreign countries).
- He once considered buying a toilet plunger over buying a magic set.
