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[[Image:Pyro.jpg|thumb|right|Pyro in its usual spandex.]]
 
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[[Image:Pyrogirl.png|thumb|right|The RED Pyro, unmasked.]]
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[[Image:Pyrogirl.png|thumb|right|The RED Pyro, [[no|unmasked]].]]
 
The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the [[Soldier]]. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.
 
The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the [[Soldier]]. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.
  
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*Has a potential immunity to [[Super AIDS]]. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
 
*Has a potential immunity to [[Super AIDS]]. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
 
*Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
 
*Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
*Looks like [[Half-Life: Opposing Force|Adrian Shepard]].
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*Looks like Adrian Shepard.
 
*Its gender is often the subject of debate and nobody is quite sure on who exists under that baggy suit.
 
*Its gender is often the subject of debate and nobody is quite sure on who exists under that baggy suit.
 
*Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, ''My Bloody Valentine''.
 
*Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, ''My Bloody Valentine''.

Revision as of 14:13, 26 February 2010

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Pyro in its usual spandex.
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The RED Pyro, unmasked.

The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the Soldier. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.

Pyro's main dislike is being blown up (which happens A LOT).

Arsenal

Basic

  • Flamethrower: Used short-range for burning his enemies to a crisp. Can also blow people back.
  • Shotgun: Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges.
  • Axe: A novelty from Pyro's time as a failure of a firefighter, now for hacking open your ribcage instead of a locked door.

Updates

  • Backburner: Replacing your Flamethrower, it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster.
  • Flare Gun: Can set distant foes aflame. Replaces the Shotgun.
  • Axe-tinguisher: Does less damage normally then the Axe, but does 100% crit damage when they're on fire. You'd figure the barbed wire alone would do more damage, right?

Quotes

  • AHAHAHAHAHA OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
  • OW
  • MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMOOOOKMM MM

Trivia

  • Is one of the three only people Dan Hibiki has ever defeated, the others being Chuck Norris and Barry Scott.
  • Was once killed by Soldier's Falcon Punch, only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
  • Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to shitty rap music.
  • Medic has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in Team Fortress must end.
  • Has a potential immunity to Super AIDS. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
  • Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
  • Looks like Adrian Shepard.
  • Its gender is often the subject of debate and nobody is quite sure on who exists under that baggy suit.
  • Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, My Bloody Valentine.
  • Owns a pink purse, as shown in Team Fortress 2.
  • If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, get it? Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
  • It's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
  • Has the same voice actor as the Spy, ironically.
  • Worked with the Demoman on the pyrotechnics for KISS in the '70s and early '80s.

See Also