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[[Image:Pyro.jpg|thumb|right|Pyro in his usual spandex.]] | [[Image:Pyro.jpg|thumb|right|Pyro in his usual spandex.]] | ||
[[Image:Pyrogirl.png|thumb|right|The RED Pyro, unmasked.]] | [[Image:Pyrogirl.png|thumb|right|The RED Pyro, unmasked.]] | ||
| − | The Pyro is the arch-enemy of the [[Soldier]]. | + | The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the [[Soldier]]. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower. |
| − | + | Pyro's main dislike is being blown up (which happens A LOT). | |
==Arsenal== | ==Arsenal== | ||
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*'''Flamethrower:''' Used short-range for [[Fire|burning his enemies to a crisp.]] Can also blow people back. | *'''Flamethrower:''' Used short-range for [[Fire|burning his enemies to a crisp.]] Can also blow people back. | ||
*'''Shotgun:''' Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges. | *'''Shotgun:''' Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges. | ||
| − | *'''Axe''': A novelty from | + | *'''Axe''': A novelty from Pyro's time as a failure of a firefighter, now for hacking open your ribcage instead of a locked door. |
===Updates=== | ===Updates=== | ||
*'''Backburner:''' Replacing your ''Flamethrower'', it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster. | *'''Backburner:''' Replacing your ''Flamethrower'', it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *Is one of the three only people [[ | + | *Is one of the three only people [[Dan Hibiki]] has ever defeated, the others being [[Chuck Norris]] and [[Barry Scott]]. |
| − | *Was once killed by Soldier's [[Falcon Punch]], only to be brought back to life because | + | *Was once killed by Soldier's [[Falcon Punch]], only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing. |
| − | *Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing | + | *Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to [[Soulja Boy|shitty rap music]]. |
*[[Medic]] has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in [[team fortress]] must end. | *[[Medic]] has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in [[team fortress]] must end. | ||
*Has a potential immunity to [[Super AIDS]]. This has yet to be confirmed, however. | *Has a potential immunity to [[Super AIDS]]. This has yet to be confirmed, however. | ||
| − | *Can perform a | + | *Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos. |
*Looks like [[Half-Life: Opposing Force|Adrian Shepard]]. | *Looks like [[Half-Life: Opposing Force|Adrian Shepard]]. | ||
*Is oftened debated if it is a man or woman under that baggy suit. | *Is oftened debated if it is a man or woman under that baggy suit. | ||
Revision as of 05:06, 12 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
The Pyro (gender unknown) is the arch-enemy of the Soldier. Its hobbies including burning things, setting things on fire, and killing people with its flamethrower.
Pyro's main dislike is being blown up (which happens A LOT).
Arsenal
Basic
- Flamethrower: Used short-range for burning his enemies to a crisp. Can also blow people back.
- Shotgun: Ugh, another shotgun...anyhow, used for slightly longer ranges.
- Axe: A novelty from Pyro's time as a failure of a firefighter, now for hacking open your ribcage instead of a locked door.
Updates
- Backburner: Replacing your Flamethrower, it does more damage when you burn the backs of enemies at the expense of your airblaster.
- Flare Gun: Can set distant foes aflame. Replaces the Shotgun.
- Axe-tinguisher: Does less damage normally then the Axe, but does 100% crit damage when they're on fire. You'd figure the barbed wire alone would do more damage, right?
Quotes
- AHAHAHAHAHA OOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
- OW
- MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMOOOOKMM MM
Trivia
- Is one of the three only people Dan Hibiki has ever defeated, the others being Chuck Norris and Barry Scott.
- Was once killed by Soldier's Falcon Punch, only to be brought back to life because it's used to that sort of thing.
- Yearns to start a rock and roll band when TF2 is over, and can often be seen playing its axe like a guitar to shitty rap music.
- Medic has agreed to be violinist for Pyro's band, but first the never-ending war in team fortress must end.
- Has a potential immunity to Super AIDS. This has yet to be confirmed, however.
- Can perform a Gadoken, as seen in some videos.
- Looks like Adrian Shepard.
- Is oftened debated if it is a man or woman under that baggy suit.
- Has sued the man in the gas mask from that lame-looking horror movie, My Bloody Valentine.
- Owns a pink purse, as shown in Team Fortress 2.
- If you get a kill with this class, people will burn up with anger pretty easily. Heh heh, get it? Burn up? Pyro? Heh heh, eehh...
- He's a flamer. Lol, another fire joke...
- Has the same voice actor as the Spy, ironically.
- Worked with the Demoman on the pyrotechnics for KISS in the '70s and early '80s.
A serious debate on the Pyro's gender
- SHE'S a flamer, you idiot.
- Oh hush, you don't know that. Nobody knows anymore.
- I know, but I won't tell you because I love confusing you.
- THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET I WIN
- OH, YOU CLEVER BASTARD!!!
- Actually, it's a robot.
- I say that since the game doesn't allow us to see any of characters genitals, none of them have genders at all.
- ...Spy?
- INCORRECTION!!! Pyro is the Enema!!! (It's like enemy... only... messier!)
