Ludwig von Koopa

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Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa is very cruel and evil, he was once the second head of the Schutzstaffle, only taking orders from Heinrich Himmler, and Adolf Hitler. He is the eldest of all the koopa kids.

Likes

• Iggy
• Larry
• Nazi Germany
• Adolf Hitler
• Heinrich Himmler
• The Master/Aryan Race
• Chocolate
• Classical Music
• Militaristic Japan
• Fascist Italy
• Naziism
• Adolf Hitler
• Being surrendered to.
• Sasuke
• Ash
• Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus"
• Being rocked by Amadeus.
• The fact that he will be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii.

Dislikes

• Being Called Kooky
• Being mistaken for a scientist.
• All music recorded after 1945, with one exception.
  • Especially Styx. He hates the band Styx.
• Morton
• Communism
• Africans
• Jews
• Asians
• Homosexuals
• Lemmy
• Bowser Jr
• France
• Post-War Japan
• Synthesizers
• Synth Music (Unless it is "Rock Me Amadeus.")
• Hippies

Story

Kooky Von Koopa was the second-in-command of the Nazi Army, but after Hitler hung himself, Kooky assumed control. In a battle with the Soviet Army, he was captured, and was hung.

23 years later, he was reincarnated as the eldest son of King Koopa, and now serves a re-animated Hitler in a second attempt to conquer sie vorld fir Deutschland (Which is failing miserably, so far, as the only place they have control over is Stuttgart).

Criminal Record

• Planting a bomb that killed over 9000 Jews and an Asian in April of 2009.
• Killing Jewish girls while in bed.
• Robbing Wal-Mart.
• Serving a re-animated version of Hitler.
• Rape
• Escaping from jail.
• Was accused for aiding King Dedede in the stealing of the 600 pizzas from Mona Pizza.
• Setting fire to Hebrew towns.
• attempting to kill Bowser Jr., but was excused because Jr. was already dead (But nobody liked him anyway.).

Death

During the war, Kooky tried to keep the army going after Hitler hung himself, but was arrested by the allies. He was executed by the Soviet Union in 1945. 23 years later, in 1968, he was reincarnated as one of King Koopa's 7 children.

Misc.

• His real name is Ludwig von Koopa.
• Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
• His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
• He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
• He should have been a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but instead they put in Sonic the Hedgehog who isn't even a fucking Nintendo character in the first place. Thankfully, to make up for that mistake, Nintendo decided to him and his other brothers and his sister as bosses for the current newest Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers Wii.
• Aided Inuyasha in defeating Ronald McDonald.