Difference between revisions of "Solid Snake"

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Solid Snake is so obviously gay with Otacon.

You know him?
METAL GEAR!!
By...farting. Are you kidding me?!
Damn!
How deep does it go?
Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like!
Are You Kidding Me!?
It must be a female.
Colonel, It's Me! I'm Fighting Myself!
Raiden!
Damn Kid.
Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing!
I FEEL ASLEEP!
You've got a nice butt.
Infinite ammo.

Is a very stealthy person, often seen by his neighbors sneaking through his yard past his gardeners.
Is the mentor and teacher of the Spy.
He was ranked 5th place in Screwattack's top ten coolest video game characters in video game history.
He was ahead of Guile, Mega Man, the King of Katamari Damacy, Earthworm Jim, and Ryu Hayabusa, yet he was defeated by Lara Croft, Dante from Devil May Cry, Cloud Strife (Which I think is WRONG!!!!!!!), and Duke Nukem.
His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare.
When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake, which also happens to be the codename of his father.
In Metal Gear Solid 4, he became Old Snake.
He can recognize people based on the way they walk.
He has a very solid snake.
Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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 *In ''Metal Gear Solid 4'', he became Old Snake.
 *He can recognize people based on the way they walk.
+*He has a ''very'' [[PENIS|solid snake]].
 *Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!