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== WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! == | == WHO THE [[Fuck|FUCK]] IS HE?!?!?!?!?! == | ||
| − | Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles|<s>Knuckles</s> Fuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''[[NO]]T'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8( | + | Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "[[Maria|MARIAAAAAAAAA]]", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to [[hell]], and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, [[Knuckles|<s>Knuckles</s> Fuckles]], retarded [[Ruthie312|fangirls]], or [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] (sadly), and having to shoot [[Mudkip|Mudkips]] when someone browses for [[porn]] on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE ''[[NO]]T'' LIEK [[Mudkip|MUDKIPS]]?!!?8( |
== Reception == | == Reception == | ||
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*[[Mama Neji|Neji]] | *[[Mama Neji|Neji]] | ||
*[[Sonic|Sonic The Hedgehog]] | *[[Sonic|Sonic The Hedgehog]] | ||
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| + | ==Death== | ||
| + | Shadow has killed himself many times, because he is emo. His final death [[Cum|came]] at the hands of [[Dr. Eggman]] and [[Sonic]], who ganged-up and killed him, since neither of them like him. They killed him by beating him to death with cricket bats. They then put his body in the trunk of a stolen Hyandai. They then put it in drive, put a brick on the pedal, and drove it off of some docks. He has yet to return from [[the Pit]], due to his refusal to leave. | ||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* His father is an evil alien leader. | * His father is an evil alien leader. | ||
| − | * He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black [[Doom]]'s seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :( | + | * He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of [[Africans|Black]] [[Doom]]'s seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :( |
* He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back. | * He '''WILL NOT''' bring [[sex]]y back. | ||
* His [[no|long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic]], which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life. | * His [[no|long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic]], which is something [[Robotnik|Robothead]] could not do his whole life. | ||
Revision as of 15:51, 26 August 2009
This article is filed under Characters.WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!?!?!?!?!
Shadow is a black and red hedgehog, created by Professor Gerald as the ultimate lifeform. He enjoys shooting things, riding motorcycles, bitching about some girl named "MARIAAAAAAAAA", running around carnivals trying to find "that damn fourth Chaos Emerald", sending people straight to hell, and skating with his shoes. He does not enjoy fanart of him banging Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles Fuckles, retarded fangirls, or Mudkips (sadly), and having to shoot Mudkips when someone browses for porn on the web. He is a stupid character and all, and HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIEK MUDKIPS?!!?8(
Reception
Shadow is the neutral character of the Sonic series. A lot of his fantards are annoying as hell. They mostly consisting of preteen rabid fangirls, the ones who say that they own him, and the ones who pair their disgusting fan characters with him.
Quotes
Shadow the Hedgehog I am Shadow the Hedgehog. I've left the past behind me. No one can tell me what to do now! I will destroy you, Black Doom!
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Shadow the Hedgehog You have no control over me, Black Doom. I now understand why I am here. I made a promise and I'm here to keep it. Today, I put my past behind me.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye forever... Shadow the Hedgehog.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Where's that DAMN! fourth Chaos Emerald?
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Shadow the Hedgehog Goodbye, Doctor.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Not you again!
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Shadow the Hedgehog You Scum! You're going down!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Black Doom! Your reign ends here, and it ends NOW!
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Shadow the Hedgehog MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damn, not here!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Damnit!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Chaos Spear!!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Leave them. It's better.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You fixed yourself a certain mission. You must survive to accomplish it someday.
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Shadow the Hedgehog Good if you don't.
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Shadow the Hedgehog She did not belong to the past. She continued to look toward the future.
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Shadow the Hedgehog I hear you and it's whenever you want!
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Shadow the Hedgehog We really do look alike. It's Uncanny.
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Shadow the Hedgehog You Traitor!
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Shadow the Hedgehog As you wish.
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS...BLAST!
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Shadow the Hedgehog Yes, but that alone is insufficient.
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Shadow the Hedgehog CHAOS CONTROL!!!
Likes
- Firearms
- Katanas
- Motorbikes
- Torturing Sonic
- Saying DAMN!
Dislikes
- Everything except firearms and katanas.
- Black Doom
- Dr. Eggman
- Leon
- Neji
- Sonic The Hedgehog
Death
Shadow has killed himself many times, because he is emo. His final death came at the hands of Dr. Eggman and Sonic, who ganged-up and killed him, since neither of them like him. They killed him by beating him to death with cricket bats. They then put his body in the trunk of a stolen Hyandai. They then put it in drive, put a brick on the pedal, and drove it off of some docks. He has yet to return from the Pit, due to his refusal to leave.
Trivia
- His father is an evil alien leader.
- He had to find and rescue Mama Luigi from one of Black Doom's seven Chaos Emeralds, but still can't find her. :(
- He WILL NOT bring sexy back.
- His long lost evil crystal twin from 10 years ago killed Sonic, which is something Robothead could not do his whole life.
- Doesn't think that Broly is the "Ultimate Life Form."
- He keeps losing his iPod.
- Likes kicking the white hedgehog in the head.
- Like his somewhat hedgehog brothers or some shit like that.
- Shadow can go super with the power of the Super AIDS to gain more power (Yet like the others Overuse-Death.).
- He has a severe case of paranoia.
- Despite rumors of his being gay, as well as his fans saying he's straight due to Maria, he's actually bisexual. Deal with it.
