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==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
[[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]]
 
[[Image:Adamwest.jpg|thumb|right|Batman once needed [[Adam West]] to take his role while injured.]]
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*"I'm Batman"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"THE BASEMENT!"
 
*"THE BASEMENT!"
 
*"Corn!"
 
*"Corn!"
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*"Beloved Children!?"
 
*"Beloved Children!?"
 
*"WHERE IS HE?!"
 
*"WHERE IS HE?!"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"Once I've put you through holy [[hell]], it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
 
*"Once I've put you through holy [[hell]], it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
 
*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]."
 
*"So sleep tight, [[fuck|punk]]."
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*"This Is WAR!!!"
 
*"This Is WAR!!!"
 
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
 
*"I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"Bees, My God."
 
*"Bees, My God."
 
*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
 
*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
 
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!"
 
*"Drop your lawl, [[Robin]]!"
 
*"BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"
 
*"BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
 
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
 
*"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
 
*"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!"
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*"Drop your punch!"
 
*"Drop your punch!"
 
*"Drop your punch, Joker!"
 
*"Drop your punch, Joker!"
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*"I'm Batman."
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!"
 
*"[[Fuck]] my [[penis|cock]], [[you]] [[fuck]][[Joker|er]]!"
 
*"I smell a cat, Robin!"
 
*"I smell a cat, Robin!"
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*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!"
 
*"I smell like [[ass]], Robin!"
 
*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
 
*"Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
 
*"Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
 
*"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
 
*"Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
 
*"Let's not sit on our [[birds]], Robin!"
 
*"Let's not sit on our [[birds]], Robin!"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"Anchovies Away, [[Penguin]]!"
 
*"Anchovies Away, [[Penguin]]!"
 
*"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
 
*"Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
 
*"The pun's up, [[Riddler]]!"
 
*"The pun's up, [[Riddler]]!"
 
*"Listen [[fuck]]ers, fuck off!"
 
*"Listen [[fuck]]ers, fuck off!"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"Listen folks, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
 
*"Listen folks, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
 
*"Listen ma'am, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
 
*"Listen ma'am, are [[you]] [[sex]]y?"
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*"I'm Batman."
 
*"Listen folks, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
 
*"Listen folks, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
 
*"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
 
*"Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are [[you]] protected by..."
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*"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
 
*"[[You]]'re protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
 
*"[[Yes]]!"
 
*"[[Yes]]!"
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*"''I'm Batman.''"
 
[[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]]
 
[[Image:X0s6xd.png|frame|right|Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.]]
  
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*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
 
*He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
 
*He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
 
*He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
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*He's Batman.
  
 
=== First Used In A Poop By ===
 
=== First Used In A Poop By ===

Revision as of 19:55, 3 August 2009

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.
Batman, with his sidekick Robin

Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.

Skills & Abilities

  • Peak Martial Artist
  • World's Best Detective
  • Cunning
  • Rich
  • Growling his words so no one can understand him
  • Taking your balloons
  • Having a gay sidekick

Quotes

Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "THE BASEMENT!"
  • "Corn!"
  • "Maize!"
  • "EARL!"
  • "Beloved Children!?"
  • "WHERE IS HE?!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
  • "So sleep tight, punk."
  • "Sleep tight my ward."
  • "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
  • "This Is WAR!!!"
  • "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Bees, My God."
  • "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
  • "Drop your lawl, Robin!"
  • "BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
  • "It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
  • "It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
  • "It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
  • "Drop your punch line, Joker!"
  • "Drop your punch!"
  • "Drop your punch, Joker!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Fuck my cock, you fucker!"
  • "I smell a cat, Robin!"
  • "I smell like cats, Robin!"
  • "I smell like ass, Robin!"
  • "Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
  • "Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
  • "Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
  • "Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
  • "The pun's up, Riddler!"
  • "Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Listen folks, are you sexy?"
  • "Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
  • "I'm Batman."
  • "Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
  • "Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
  • "Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
  • "You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
  • "Yes!"
  • "I'm Batman."
Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.

Trivia

  • Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
  • Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
  • He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
  • He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
  • He's Batman.

First Used In A Poop By

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