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*"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here." | *"I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here." | ||
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*"BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!" | *"BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!" | ||
*"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!" | *"It's Not [[The Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!" | ||
*"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!" | *"It's [[Joker|A Laughing Matter]], [[Robin]]!" | ||
*"It's Not A Laughing [[Ass]], [[Robin]]!" | *"It's Not A Laughing [[Ass]], [[Robin]]!" | ||
| + | *"It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!" | ||
*"Drop [[you]]r [[Punch Out!!|punch line]], [[Joker]]!" | *"Drop [[you]]r [[Punch Out!!|punch line]], [[Joker]]!" | ||
*"Drop your punch!" | *"Drop your punch!" | ||
Revision as of 19:44, 28 July 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.
Skills & Abilities
- Peak Martial Artist
- World's Best Detective
- Cunning
- Rich
- Growling his words so no one can understand him
- Taking your balloons
- Having a gay sidekick
Quotes
Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.
- "I'm Batman"
- "THE BASEMENT!"
- "Corn!"
- "Maize!"
- "EARL!"
- "Beloved Children!?"
- "WHERE IS HE?!"
- "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
- "So sleep tight, punk."
- "Sleep tight my ward."
- "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
- "This Is WAR!!!"
- "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
- "Bees, My God."
- "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
- "Drop your lawl, Robin!"
- "BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
- "It's A Laughing Matter, Robin!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Ass, Robin!"
- "It's Not A Laughing Punch, Robin!"
- "Drop your punch line, Joker!"
- "Drop your punch!"
- "Drop your punch, Joker!"
- "Fuck my cock, you fucker!"
- "I smell a cat, Robin!"
- "I smell like cats, Robin!"
- "I smell like ass, Robin!"
- "Paws off the customers, Catwoman!"
- "Let's not sit on our purge, Robin!"
- "Let's not sit on out purse, Robin!"
- "Let's not sit on our birds, Robin!"
- "Anchovies Away, Penguin!"
- "Let's not be.. wildered, Robin!"
- "The pun's up, Riddler!"
- "Listen fuckers, fuck off!"
- "Listen folks, are you sexy?"
- "Listen ma'am, are you sexy?"
- "Listen folks, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
- "Listen ma'am, only at Zellers are you protected by..."
- "Well Said, Robin! (In a British-type of voice.)"
- "You're protected at Zellers because the lowest price is the law!"
- "Yes!"
Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.
Trivia
- Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
- Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
- He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
- He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.
