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*Is the mentor and teacher of the [[Spy]]. | *Is the mentor and teacher of the [[Spy]]. | ||
*He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten coolest video game characters in video game history. | *He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten coolest video game characters in video game history. | ||
| − | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man | + | *He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man]], [[Duke Nukem|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Dead or Alive|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is [[Lex Luthor|WRONG!!!!!!!]]), and [[Captain Falcon|Duke Nukem]]. |
*His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | *His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare. | ||
*When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake. | *When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake. | ||
Revision as of 18:31, 27 September 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?
His realationship with Otacon
Solid Snake is so obviously gay with Otacon.
Quotes
- You know him?
- METAL GEAR!!
- By...farting. Are you kidding me?!
- Damn!
- How deep does it go?
- Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
- How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like!
- Are You Kidding Me!?
- It must be a female.
- Colonel, It's Me! I'm Fighting Myself!
- Raiden!
- Damn Kid.
- Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing!
- I FEEL ASLEEP!
- You've got a nice butt.
- Infinite ammo.
Trivia
- Is a very stealthy person, often seen by his neighbors sneaking through his yard past his gardeners.
- Is the mentor and teacher of the Spy.
- He was ranked 5th place in Screwattack's top ten coolest video game characters in video game history.
- He was ahead of Guile, Mega Man, the King of Katamari Damacy, Earthworm Jim, and Ryu Hayabusa, yet he was defeated by Lara Croft, Dante from Devil May Cry, Cloud Strife (Which I think is WRONG!!!!!!!), and Duke Nukem.
- His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake or Solidus Snake, which is sometimes a rare fusion between Solid Snake and Liquid Snake. Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare.
- When he's naked, he suddenly transforms into the almighty Naked Snake.
- Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
