Bowser Jr.

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Bowser Jr. was Bowser's gay annoying child who had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad didn't disapprove of this.

Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.

Legal Issues

• He was charged with the attemted murder of Morton in 2002.

• He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the 1981 DeLorean.

• Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.

• Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.

• Stole The King's 1977 Pacer from a Pennsylvania rest-area in 1986 and crashed into Wario's 1978 Trans-am, which pissed both the King and Wario off. The Governor banned him from Pennsylvania.

• Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987.

• Anally-raped Ganon in a Kansas rest-area restroom in 1988. In an interview with Ganon, he said it "burned".

• Touched Robotnik's PINGAS in a Missouri rest-area restroom in 1988.

First Seen

• Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.

First used by

• SchiavoneTheRichard

Liked

• Sexually harrasing people.
• Mama Luigi
• Penises
• Chad Warden

Liked By

...

Disliked By

• Bowser
• You
• Me
• Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry.
• The Mario bros.
• The whole states of Missouri, Kansas, California, Texas, and Pennsylvania (is even banned from PA)
• Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3

Death

Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact. He had 4 counts of sexual assult, 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit.