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Revision as of 17:43, 16 April 2009
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Bowser Jr. was Bowser's gay annoying child who had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad didn't disapprove of this.
![](/w/images/5/57/TheJr.jpg)
Almost as gay as Gay Luigi. Almost.
Legal Issues
- He was charged with the attemted murder of Morton in 2002.
- He carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario. He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.
- Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.
- Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said that was "No Good", and sued.
First Seen
First used by
Liked
- Sexually harrasing people.
- Mama Luigi
- Penises
- Chad Warden
Liked By
...
Disliked By
- Bowser
- You
- Me
- Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry.
- The Mario bros.
Death
Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Los Angeles in the year 1988 by jumping from a 12-story building. He died on impact. He had committed 2 rapes and 1 count of sexual harassment while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit.