The King's Epic Adventure

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The King's Epic Adventure is an ongoing multi-part flash-augmented Youtube Poop series started by Geibuchan on October 9, 2008, with it's most recent installation being uploaded on October 31, 2012. It is noted for being one of very few YTP "series" started in YTP's early years to have continued in dedicated fashion past its era of origin, and remains the crown jewels of Geibuchan's work and his main claim to fame in YTP. The first installation is his fourth most popular video on his channel, sitting at a comfortable 190,000+ views, with the other installments containing between 78,000 and 110,000 views each. They are generally the most anticipated of all of his forthcoming videos, always coming out with long spaces of time apart due to diligent craft of quality from its maker.

Synopsis

Part 1(2008)

Link declares that he "sure is stupid" before being abruptly shut up by King Harkinian, who announces his Shit for dinner, apparently not for the first time. The royal family and associates all voice protest, but are met by an angrily insistent Harkinian who tells each individual person through angry noise-pointing that they must eat his Shit, going as far as to say that the Triforce of Wisdom is incorrect for saying otherwise. He then climbs to highest point of his castle, bellows out that the world will "all eat [his] shit", and plummets 175 stories to the stone hard ground below, flattening himself and momentarily convincing Link that he is dead. After a period of non-responsiveness, the King suddenly springs to life and takes off into the barren wasteland beyond his castle, not to be seen again by Link, Zelda, or any of the other Hyrule Castle residents for quite sometime. Zelda calls him on his flip phone, curious about his wherabouts, where the King first reveals his plan to "make people all around the world eat [his] shit". He assures them that he has taken the Triforce of Courage to protect himself, and gives Link the explicit command not to kill Zelda if he is not heard from again in a month. Initially sprinting with incredible energy, the King soon forces himself to slow down, and finds himself in the desolate Mushroomy Kingdom, where he encounters Solid Snake. The King conveys his grand shit-feeding plan to an incredulous Snake, who at first doesn't believe he is serious. After assuring him that he is indeed committed, and that he knows quite a good deal of information about his scatological properties, Snake's interest in piqued. He offers to join the King on his quest, and is initially turned down, on account of, for some reason, being considered overweight. Snake responds by pointing a rocket launcher squarely at the King's penis, now asking to join him with considerable persuasion. The King relents, and acquires the use of Snake's box as a means of transportation in addition, no longer having to travel on foot. The fellowship of shit-feeding grows from one to two.

Elsewhere, Dr. Robotnik recruits Tomo Takino as the newest member of his Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad, declaring her to be mean, malicious, and his kind of rotten. After giving her the rundown of her mission, Tomo suggests that should they win, Robotnik should treat her to a can of juice, to which he agrees, reminding that he said ANYTHING to have Sonic return to his dungeon.

Part 2(2009)

The King and Snake encounter the Gate to the Multiverse, a central recurring location throughout the series, laying out for them all eight of the realms they will have to conquer on their Shit-feeding quest. They first choose to enter the realm of Dieman(played by Ganon), crash landing next to his castle withing close range of Mama Luigi, who is sent falling for hours. Snake observes that the area is "crawling with NOTHING", and the King, who knows Dieman as an old and well-battled rival of his, assures him that he tends to stay "cooped up in his castle all day", suggesting to him that he protects himself. He calls up Link, who is in the process of attempting to saw Zelda in half, and requests to talk to Zelda, asking Link off to the side if he wouldn't truly marry a panther. With Zelda on the phone, the King momentarily forgets what he planned to request, but upon drinking punch, explains to Zelda that he plans to make Dieman eat his shit for dinner and that he wishes for Zelda to do Everything for him, apathetic to her concerns for her well-being. Zelda turns to Impa in desperation, who is in the restroom at that exact moment, leading Zelda to run off in protest. While all this is occurring, Snake engages in a long-distance "box call" with Otocon, which apparently ends in a way that disgusts the latter.

The King and Snake are momentarily met by a laughing Baby Daisy, causing the King to mention that this will take Zelda a while. Soon after, Zelda appears, and the King promptly throws her through the front door of Dieman's castle. Dieman appears before her, at which point Zelda begins a long array of confounding distractions (most of them involving music) while dodging Dieman's occasional lightening strikes.

Just at that moment, Metal Gear Mark II shows up as a means for Otocon to communicate more directly in person with Snake, offering him a 3 Musketeers candy bar. The King, Snake, and Otocon spend much of the next several minutes dicking around outside, before the King punches a tree with oversized fruit, causing an oddly normal sized fruit to fall out into his mouth. The King spits it out due to its revolting taste, and it reveals itself to be APPLELORD, COFFEE ADDICTED FLOATING MONITOR, the first Mini-Boss encountered by the King. Initially devastating the King with fireballs, bombs, sawblades and a thwomp, the King begins to gain the upperhand when he smashes APPLELORD into the Thwomp's face. Snake witnesses the battle from a distance, and promptly fires a rocket towards APPLELORD, destroying it immediately. Zelda is at that very moment ejected from Dieman's Castle, and Dieman, with his ire fully provoked, now appears to personally confront the King, and battle commences.

Dieman first sends his many minions towards the King, including Like Like, Rope, Chu Chu, Octoroks, Tektites, Leevers too, Dodongo, a Redead, the Stupidest Moblin, and The Darknut, many of which the King initially defeats by punching or by scaring away. Link briefly reappears to eat the Octorok, a bomb is used to destroy the Dodongo, the Stupidest Moblin kills itself, and the Triforce of Courage is used to overcome the Redead. The Darknut proves to be a much tougher enemy, as its armor is invulnerable to the King's punch attacks. The King is knocked down to only 12 HP by his charged sword attack, before Otocon appears to give the King a new weapon: the Dinner Blaster. The King uses this to defeat The Darknut in one swift blow, at which point Dieman himself, at a towering 9015 HP, approaches the King.

True to Dieman's original game of origin, he is invulnerable to all attacks, as even the Dinner Blaster is useless against him. Thankfully, the Triforce of Courage protects the King from getting destroyed by Dieman's attack, allowing him to hang on in battle. Otocon, referring to the Dinner Blaster as "small arms" suggests that "a large caliber weapon oughta do the trick", giving the King the Machine Gun. The King promptly chucks the Machine Gun at Dieman, and defeats him in a single hit, sealing him away inside of a book wrapped in chains. The gains a new power-up, the DIEBOLT, allowing him to summon a massive lightening strike that obliterates the ground before him. Victorious, the shit-feeding fellowship takes off, now joined by Otocon, who prefers to not to travel by box, jumping out of it at 10,000 feet in the air. Snake and the King come to a sudden shocking realization: they forgot to make Dieman eat the King's Shit.

Meanwhile, back on the Planet Mobius, Scratch acquires the manga omnibus of Azumanga Daioh!, and he and Grounder proceed to amuse themselves reading it while Dr. Robotnik obsesses over his new prison, which he has dubbed Robotnik's Beautiful Love Resort. Upon witnessing their distracted attention upon what he deems a "comic book", he promptly swipes it from them and glares at its contents. He finds himself immediately stricken with the character of Koyomi Mizuhara, putting on Percy Sledge's "When a Man Loves a Woman" on his record player to accompany him as he dives deeper into his newly appropriated property. His fantasies are abruptly cut short when he encounters Tomo alongside her in many frames and artworks throughout the omnibus, revealing at that moment that he had made her his secret agent and head of the SSSSS squad "one minute ago".