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McDonalds is a fast-food resturant, as widespread across Earth as Starfucksbucks. They have delicious Chicken Nuggets and burgers, and the resturant is notorious for making people fat. Robotnik, Yoshi, and Uncle Phil are some of the most common customers there; Froggo being the MOST common. King Koopa works there, only earning very low-wages, and now works over 9000 hours a day. Some crazy asshole burnt one down while Some guy nobody likes was eating there, killing it in the process.
Recently, some Liberal Vegan ass made a documentary called "Supersize Me", where he ate McDonalds daily for 30 days, and nearly died. The problem with his douchy experient was that he is a pussy vegan, and he doesn't properly represent the average American, who can handle the fat of McDonalds (the vegan douche's body isn't used to the fat, and cannot handle it well). Indeed, in the same documentary, there was a Big Mac enthusiast that only ate Big Macs, and wasn't even close to fat.
PETA is also known for douchily protesting McDonalds.
They also make shitty Transformers. Case in point: Optimus Prime.
McDonalds is one of numerous sponsors of the Olympics, among which include Coca-Cola and the National Broadcasting Company (NBC).
Common Customers
- Wario
- Froggo
- Robotnik
- Yoshi
- King Harkinian
- The Food Loving King
- Fat Mario
- Heavy Weapons Guy
- Billy Mays (R.I.P.)
- The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.)
- Uncle Phil
- Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse (Mostly eats their double cheeseburgers.)
- Ronald McDonald (Duh!)
Mascots/Characters That Appear in Their Advertisements
- Ronald McDonald
- Happy (A
creepy assHappy Meal box who replaced Ronald McDonald in 2014, he is said to be one of Satan's minions)
- Happy (A
- Grimace
- Birdy the Early Bird
- The Hamburglar
- Mayor McCheese
- Officer Big Mac
- Mac Tonight (Not to be confused with Moon Man; Mac Tonight's racist clone)
- Sundae (Ronald McDonald's dog, only appears in The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald)
- Various random kids
