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Revision as of 14:52, 7 December 2016
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Drake Bell/Parker is a Nickelodeon star and a character from the Nickelodeon show Drake and Josh, he has a step-brother named Josh Peck.
Likes
- Girls
- Dating random girls just for the hell of it and then later dumping them
- His guitar
- Playing his guitar
- Having sex with his guitar
- Ping-pong
- Snowcons (NO, DRAKE, THEY'RE CALLED "SNOWCONES", YOU RETARD!!)
- Sugar, sweets, candy, junk food, and anything that will give you DIABEETUS
- Pizza
- Bikinis
Dislikes/Hates
- MEGAN!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11!!1!1!!!ONE!!!1!!!
- Being pranked by MEGAN
- Having MEGAN treat him like horseshit
- MEGAN
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- Josh's stupid, gay magic tricks
- MEGAN
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- Ms. Hayfer
- Oh, did we mention............................................................................MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN??????????????????????????????????????
Trivia
- Loves females and dumping his girlfriends immediately after he gets them
- Ms. Hayfer hates him
- Hates MEGAN (Well, who the fuck doesn't?)
- Can not pronounce the word "cone" correctly
- There's a New Jersey, they just opened it recently
- Owns a guitar and is boss at playing it
- Played Timmy Turner in the 2011 Fairly OddParents live-action movie
- Never thought it would be so simple, but he found a way
His last name is Parker- His last name is Bell
- He is in NO WAY related to the other Drake
- Started acting when he was 5 years old
- Was in an episode of Home Improvement when he was a little kid
- Voices Spider-Man in the Ultimate Spider-Man TV series on Disney XD
- Used to star on The Amanda Show and All That with his step-brother, Josh
- Made an appearance on an iCarly episode in which he was looking for Josh
- Once had a bet with Josh to see who could go the longest without eating junk food or playing video games, and the loser of the bet had to dye their hair pink, neither of them won, so they both ended up dying their hair pink; but Drake wore a pink wig to make it look like he dyed his hair, clever, huh?
- Is so addicted to junk food that he actually needs it for his health; if he doesn't eat junk food for a long period of time, he gets a rash on his face
- Once drove a dune buggy, even though his parents told him not to; he ended up wrecking it and crashing
- Once put his finger in Josh
- Once walked into his and Josh's room, only to find Josh dressed as a woman
- Once got punched by a nerd named Eric by accident, which caused him to lose respect from everyone and start getting picked on, sad, isn't it?
Quotes
- "I never thought it would be so simple, but I found a way, I found a waaaaaayyyyyy!"
- "There's a New Jersey?"
- "She beat me bad."
- "I'm really glad someone invented pizza..."
- "Oh, and also bikinis; bikinis are cool!"
- "I'm really glad Samus invented peaches."
- "DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
- "MEGAN!"
- "Megan..."
- "BRING ME A SNOWCON!"
- "Haha, number two stinks."
- "Greetings, worthy opponent, are you ready to ping the pong?"
- "You have smashed the window of transparency!"
- "Are you calling me a liar?"
- "Whoa, just take it easy, man!"
- "OOOOOOOH, LOOK AT ME, I'M JOOOOOOSH! GIRLS? NO THANK YOU, MAN, I'VE GOT ME A VIDEO GAME!"
- "You want a butt full of foot?!"
- "Well, how do you think I feel being all good lookin'?"
- "OH MY GOD!"
- "You want good advice? STOP DRESSING LIKE A LADY!"
- "I'm pretty sure a sibling is a baby pig."
- "It's not like we're gonna drink or anything..."
