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==Inventions Edd Made==
 
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Edd is famous for making many inventions. They are all [[illegal]] in Florida, [[Texas]], Maine, [[New York]], Rhode Island, [[Pennsylvania]], Spain, Norway, [[Canada]], Egypt, [[China]], [[Japan]], The [[United Kingdom]] and [[The Moon]].
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Edd is famous for making many inventions.
  
 
*Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by [[Eddy]].)
 
*Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by [[Eddy]].)
 
*Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in [[Spain]].)
 
*Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in [[Spain]].)
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*Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by the real [[Mama Luigi]].)
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*/Backup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.)
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*Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident.)
 
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*iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea.)
 
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*The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (A.K.A., NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants. Was also sued by [[Pepsi]]Co for copyright infringement.)
 
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*Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by his Metal Mama Luigi 4.0.)
 
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*Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by his Metal Mama Luigi 3.0.)
 
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*Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island.)
 
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*Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]] themselves.)
 
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*Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed [[Japan]] and [[China]]. Died due to [[AIDS]].)
 
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*Ultra Metal Mama Luigi
 
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*Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing that isn't [[Uctions]] Edd made that isn't a threat to the world.)
 
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*<s>[[Unicron]]</s>
 
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*/B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.)
 
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*Tickle Me [[Emo]] (Turned little 5 year olds into [[emo]]s and made everyone cut themselves.)
 
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*Porygon (Gave seizures to [[Over 9000]] people in [[Japan]]. Died after [[Mario Head]] sued and destroyed it.)
 
 
*[[Uctions]]
 
*[[Uctions]]
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*[[Anti-Uctions]]
 
 
*[[You]]
 
*[[You]]
 
*The Pokewalker (an effort to make fat kids get some exercise)
 
*The Pokewalker (an effort to make fat kids get some exercise)
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*[[Slippy Toad|A Dick Sucking Machine]] (destroyed when one of [[Slippy Toad]]'s ejaculating dildos was jammed into it.)
 
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*[[Birdo|Another Dick Sucking Machine]] (Was mounted on a VW Beetle and turned in to a racing vehicle.)
 
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*Your mother.
 
 
*Melonade
 
*Melonade
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*Metal Haruhi (killed by real [[You]])
 
 
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Name: Edd(ward) Marion ██████
Appears In: Ed, Edd n' Eddy
Sex: Male
Age: 12
Occupation(s): Eddy's other slave friend, inventor, pedophile
Played By: Samuel Vincent

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Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his father's garage.

Eddward Marion ██████, Edd for short (AKA Double D. We're not talking about the breast size or the character, Dee Dee) is the second member of the gang group, The Three Eds. He is the brains of the group. He usally wears a sock-like hat for no reason. Rumors said that he hides an AK-47 in his hat. He is in no relation to Ed and Eddy.His favourite word is 'No.'

Cultural Heritage: Polish-American

Trivia

  • It is rumored that Edd is related to Bison's Arse.
  • Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that Toasters....toast BREAD, not toast.
  • Despite his puny stature, Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises.
  • Was rumored to be gay, but this was disproven after he was seen eating out Haruhi. (This was accompanied by some very VERY loud noises)
    • However, this was shown he was only doing this to revive the ones who commited suicide.
  • Owns a volcano. (Though it is defunct for a few years.)
  • Was once a male-stripper, where he would go as far as getting himself entirely naked. Bart Simpson is jealous of him because of that.
  • He often has sex with Ludwig von Koopa on Sundays and when drunk.
  • Kissed Eddy while he was high.
  • According to Jonny, he's GOT A CARD.
  • He is not related to the smartest man ever, Julius Sumner Miller.
Edd finally tells Ed and Eddy something that he should've said to them a long, long time ago.
  • He's the only person in the YouTube Poop world who knows that acorns become trees. Sad, isn't it?
  • His cum is known to change colors. Spooky, eh?
  • Got into a fight with Fat Mario for contradicting his beliefs about toasters toasting toast. They both Died in the end.
  • We still don't know what's under his hat.
  • We do, however, know that he doesn't like jokes involving sex, or at least sex jokes involving sextants.
  • Eddy's brother once thought that he was Eddy's girlfriend. Weird, isn't it?
  • He once demanded Ed to release his bogus on Eddy.
  • Once formed a team with Johnny Bravo, I.R Baboon, Buttercup and Courage to rape and destroy all of Nickelodeon. They almost succeeded and now nicklodeon is now rtv190

Quotes

  • Toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does.
  • FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAGE!
  • I think I'm sitting on a nail.
  • Oh, wait my leg's cocked!
  • THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! I'm The Bubonic Plague!!
  • NO! Not plaque, plague! PLAGUE!!!
  • JOOOONNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
  • I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be A TREE! Acorn becomes A TREE! Acorn becomes TREE! Acorn, TREE!
  • That's disturbing... (Him after finding out that Ed's parents took down his stairs to his kitchen because he's grounded and/or seeing hentai.)
  • Oh I feel it! I FEEL THE ADRENALINE BABY!!!!!!!! (Double D having an orgasm.)

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Inventions Edd Made

Edd is famous for making many inventions.

  • Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by Eddy.)
  • Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in Spain.)
  • /Backup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.)
  • Uctions
  • You
  • The Pokewalker (an effort to make fat kids get some exercise)
  • Melonade
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