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| − | Willy Wonka is a crazy [[ | + | |name=Willy Wonka |
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| + | |caption=Willy's dancing to a ritual for hopes to find some new children to have around. | ||
| + | |shows=[[Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]] | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |dob={{Birth|1911}} | ||
| + | |occupation= | ||
| + | |nationality=German-American | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | ''Willy Wonka'', commonly known as ''Willy Wanker'', is a crazy [[pedophile]] that owns a candy [[fuck|factory]]. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare [[chocolate]] found in Bosnia. Still, some others think say that his candy is [[shit|crap]] coated LSD tablets. | ||
| − | == Likes == | + | ==Likes== |
*Candy | *Candy | ||
*Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | *Taking people on psychotic boat rides. | ||
| − | *Making sure people get | + | *Making sure people get mindfucked. |
| − | *Yelling out | + | *Yelling out "[[You]] Get Nothing!" and "[[Link: The Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]" to random people. |
| − | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]] | + | *Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull]]. |
| + | *Seeing MacArthur Park burning in the dark. | ||
| + | *Sarcastically making you tell him more about random things (such as [[American Football|Tony Romo]] or the [[Macintosh|iPhone 5]]) | ||
| − | == | + | ==Hates== |
| − | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!) | + | *[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[Wrong|WRONG]]!!!!) |
*[[Cum|Gum]] | *[[Cum|Gum]] | ||
| − | *[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile | + | *[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.) |
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*Oompa Loompa Unions | *Oompa Loompa Unions | ||
| − | + | *[[Rick Astley]] | |
| − | + | *Not having the recipes to his candies ever again. | |
| − | *[[ | ||
| − | == | + | ==Trivia== |
| − | *[[ | + | *His chocolate factory was once just a standard chocolate factory, until it one day closed, only to reopen as one of the weirdest places on earth. |
| − | *[[ | + | *His father was a [[Dr. Rabbit|dentist]] that prohibited candy. In fact, he one time burned all of Willy's Halloween candy, the [[Penis|dick]]. |
| − | * | + | *After this, he ran away from his home, claiming to go to such chocolaty places as [[Germany|Bavaria]] and the like. |
| + | *After realizing that he was growing old, he decided to give his chocolate factory to the winner out of the 5 golden tickets. | ||
| − | == | + | ==Quotes== |
| − | [[ | + | *"I'm ''EXTRAORDINARILY'' busy, sir." |
| − | *[[ | + | *"[[Wrong|WRONG]], SIR, [[Wrong|WRONG]]!" |
| − | + | *"...SO YOU GET.. NOTHING!! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!" | |
| − | *[[ | + | *"You can suck '[[Penis|em]], and suck '[[Penis|em]], and suck '[[Cock|em]] and they'll never get smaller, never!" |
| − | * | + | *"Strawberries taste like strawberries, schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries!" |
| − | + | *"Are the fires of [[Hell]] a-glowing?" | |
| − | + | *"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!" | |
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| − | + | [[Category:Dirty]] | |
[[Category:Pedophiles]] | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:29, 28 October 2024
This article is filed under Characters.
[[Category:Characters - Appears in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]
Willy Wonka, commonly known as Willy Wanker, is a crazy pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia. Still, some others think say that his candy is crap coated LSD tablets.
Likes[edit]
- Candy
- Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
- Making sure people get mindfucked.
- Yelling out "You Get Nothing!" and "You Lose!" to random people.
- Looking like a cross between Marilyn Manson and the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.
- Seeing MacArthur Park burning in the dark.
- Sarcastically making you tell him more about random things (such as Tony Romo or the iPhone 5)
Hates[edit]
- Lex Luthor (Says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
- Gum
- Sonic (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
- Oompa Loompa Unions
- Rick Astley
- Not having the recipes to his candies ever again.
Trivia[edit]
- His chocolate factory was once just a standard chocolate factory, until it one day closed, only to reopen as one of the weirdest places on earth.
- His father was a dentist that prohibited candy. In fact, he one time burned all of Willy's Halloween candy, the dick.
- After this, he ran away from his home, claiming to go to such chocolaty places as Bavaria and the like.
- After realizing that he was growing old, he decided to give his chocolate factory to the winner out of the 5 golden tickets.
Quotes[edit]
- "I'm EXTRAORDINARILY busy, sir."
- "WRONG, SIR, WRONG!"
- "...SO YOU GET.. NOTHING!! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!"
- "You can suck 'em, and suck 'em, and suck 'em and they'll never get smaller, never!"
- "Strawberries taste like strawberries, schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries!"
- "Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?"
- "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"
