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[[Image:Dsfa.jpg|thumb|right|She always looks down on her son when she has the chance.]]
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Momma Robotnik is a cranky, old hag who appears in [[Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog]] as [[Dr. Robotnik]]'s mother. She is kept in the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Moms, which is really just a fancy name for a mental asylum, and constantly escapes to torment [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and his friends. She hates how Robotnik is such a failure, and wishes he could be more like his relatives.
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==Her Hatred For [[Dr. Robotnik|Her Son]]==
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Her hatred for his own son began when Robotnik was at an early age. He made his first invention when he was five - when people start inventing stuff what they were five years old, they should be proud of them - but she ended up thinking it was shit and she smashed it in to a million pieces. Robotnik was obviously saddened by this, but he thought that if he invented more advanced stuff, he'd be able to earn her love. However, with each invention, she became more and more pissed off with his shit. By his late-teen years, she kicked him out of her house, thus proving that he wouldn't ''ever'' get her love. However, it would end up working to his advantage. And that's why we love Dr. Robotnik today.
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==Gossip==
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*She first went into the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Moms when she took a bite on a hedgehog's leg.
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**That might be the reason why Robotnik wanted to get [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].
  
Momma Robotnik is [[Dr. Robotnik]]'s mother. She is kept in the [[Mobius]] Home For Really Bizarre Moms, a mental asylum, and constantly escapes to torment [[Sonic]] and his friends. She hates how Robotnik is such a failure, and wishes he could be more like his brother.
 
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
 
*The times when she's allowed to be back home again.
 
*The times when she's allowed to be back home again.
*Dr. Robotnik Jr. (He thinks he's much better anyways.)
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*Robotnik Jr. (He thinks he's much better anyways.)
 
*Tea
 
*Tea
 
*[[Coconuts]]
 
*[[Coconuts]]
 
*Mother's Day
 
*Mother's Day
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*Stealing the Milkman's van.
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
[[Image:Asdfqwerty.jpg|thumb|300px|right|When you see Momma Robotnik like this, be very afraid]]
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[[Image:Asdfqwerty.jpg|thumb|300px|right|When you see Momma Robotnik like this, be very afraid.]]
*How often Dr. Robotnik fails
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*How often Dr. Robotnik fails.
 
*Sonic
 
*Sonic
 
*[[Tails]]
 
*[[Tails]]
 
*Her mustache.
 
*Her mustache.
*The Home For Really Bizarre Moms  
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*The Home For Really Bizarre Moms
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**And having to be sent back
 
*The Mobius National Park
 
*The Mobius National Park
 
*The nice guys with long, white coats.
 
*The nice guys with long, white coats.
 
*Hillshire Farms
 
*Hillshire Farms
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*Her [[Ms. Filkins|mother]] and [[Ms. Filkin's Husband|father]]
  
 
==Appears In Poops By==
 
==Appears In Poops By==
 
*[[Boogidyboo]]
 
*[[Boogidyboo]]
*thechairman45
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*[[Thechairman45]]
 
*Sonic729
 
*Sonic729
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
 
*She hates the Mobius National Park, as it spoils the view from her bedroom window.
 
*She hates the Mobius National Park, as it spoils the view from her bedroom window.
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*She is roughly twice the size of Robotnik.
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*On some occasions, when people first see Momma Robotnik, they'll most likely think she's actually Robotnik as a transvestite.
 
*She has a mustache and flaunts it.
 
*She has a mustache and flaunts it.
*She is roughly twice the size of Robotnik.
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*Only sometimes wears lipstick.
*On some occasions, when people first see Momma Robotnik, they'll most likely think she's actually a transvestite's version of Dr. Robotnik.
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*Her ass attack is so strong, it can cause a massive explosion to happen.
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==Quotes==
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*"[[Tails|So adorable]]... AND YET SO GULLIBLE!"
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*"Sonny, you messed up again, didn't you?"
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*"Get out of my way!"
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*"[[Coconuts]]!"
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[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 
[[Category:Evil Characters]]
 
[[Category:Bitches]]
 
[[Category:Bitches]]
 
[[Category:Insane Characters]]
 
[[Category:Insane Characters]]

Latest revision as of 18:29, 26 February 2011

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Name: Momma Robotnik
Appears In: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Sex: Female
Age: 63
Occupation(s): Mother

She always looks down on her son when she has the chance.

Momma Robotnik is a cranky, old hag who appears in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog as Dr. Robotnik's mother. She is kept in the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Moms, which is really just a fancy name for a mental asylum, and constantly escapes to torment Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends. She hates how Robotnik is such a failure, and wishes he could be more like his relatives.

Her Hatred For Her Son[edit]

Her hatred for his own son began when Robotnik was at an early age. He made his first invention when he was five - when people start inventing stuff what they were five years old, they should be proud of them - but she ended up thinking it was shit and she smashed it in to a million pieces. Robotnik was obviously saddened by this, but he thought that if he invented more advanced stuff, he'd be able to earn her love. However, with each invention, she became more and more pissed off with his shit. By his late-teen years, she kicked him out of her house, thus proving that he wouldn't ever get her love. However, it would end up working to his advantage. And that's why we love Dr. Robotnik today.

Gossip[edit]

  • She first went into the Mobius Home For Really Bizarre Moms when she took a bite on a hedgehog's leg.

Likes[edit]

  • The times when she's allowed to be back home again.
  • Robotnik Jr. (He thinks he's much better anyways.)
  • Tea
  • Coconuts
  • Mother's Day
  • Stealing the Milkman's van.

Dislikes[edit]

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When you see Momma Robotnik like this, be very afraid.
  • How often Dr. Robotnik fails.
  • Sonic
  • Tails
  • Her mustache.
  • The Home For Really Bizarre Moms
    • And having to be sent back
  • The Mobius National Park
  • The nice guys with long, white coats.
  • Hillshire Farms
  • Her mother and father

Appears In Poops By[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • She hates the Mobius National Park, as it spoils the view from her bedroom window.
  • She is roughly twice the size of Robotnik.
  • On some occasions, when people first see Momma Robotnik, they'll most likely think she's actually Robotnik as a transvestite.
  • She has a mustache and flaunts it.
  • Only sometimes wears lipstick.

Quotes[edit]

  • "So adorable... AND YET SO GULLIBLE!"
  • "Sonny, you messed up again, didn't you?"
  • "Get out of my way!"
  • "Coconuts!"