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Bowser Jr. (1998-1988) was [[Bowser]]'s gay, annoying child. He had dreams of having [[sex]] with [[Mario]] and [[Luigi]], which his dad didn't disapprove of. He was the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.
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Bowser Jr. (1998-) is [[Bowser]]'s 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.
  
== [[Illegal|Legal]] Issues==
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==Background==
On one occasion, Bowser Jr. anally-raped one of his players, a [[Dry Bones]], in the dugout after losing a [[Baseball]] game to the [[Yoshi]] [[Eggs]]. In addition, Bowser Jr. is an extremely well-known sex offender.
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[[Image:10rsbys.png|thumb|left|The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.]]
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Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and [[Bowser]]. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing [[Princess Toadstool]], whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by [[Mario]].
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He also wanted to [[fuck]] that [[Mario]], which led to [[Bowser|his father]] admitting that he wanted to [[fuck]] him.
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[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.]]
  
 
== Likes ==
 
== Likes ==
*[[Sex]]ual Harassment
 
*[[Chad Warden]]
 
*[[The Jonas Brothers]]
 
*[[Gay|Zac Efron]]
 
 
*Vandalism
 
*Vandalism
[[Image:ShadowMario.jpg|thumb|right|He once had the [[Magic Drugs|magic]] to become a fake form of [[Mario]] called Shadow Mario.]]
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*His father [[Bowser]]
*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shaow Mario.
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*"[[Mama Luigi|Mama]]" [[Peach]]
*[[Pepsi]]
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*Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.
*[[Disco Kid|Disco]]
 
*[[Chris Crocker]]
 
  
 
== Dislikes ==
 
== Dislikes ==
*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]] (especially Wendy, for obvious reasons)
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*His siblings [[Ludwig]], [[Lemmy]], [[Roy]], [[Iggy Koopa|Iggy]], [[Wendy]], [[Morton]] and [[Larry]]
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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*[[Mario]]
*Women (They're his worst nightmare)
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*[[Luigi]]
*[[Phoenix Wright]] (for sending him to prison several times)
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*[[Yoshi]]
*[[Michael Jackson]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because Jr. hates good music)
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*Having been sidelined as of recent.
*[[Billy Mays]] ([[Die|R.I.P.]]) (because he was a symbol of [[Money|Capitalism]])
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**[[Mario Kart]] 8, for having his siblings, but not himself.
*[[Rocky Balboa]]
 
*Good taste
 
*The [[Edsel]]
 
 
 
== Disliked By==
 
*Anybody with an I.Q. greater than him. (3)
 
 
 
==First Seen==
 
*Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.
 
 
===Used in a Poop by===
 
[[SchiavoneTheRichard]]
 
  
== Death ==
 
Bowser Jr. committed [[suicide]] in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from a building. He [[die]]d upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated [[4]] counts of sexual assault (the count against Oogtar was dismissed, and Oogtar was deported from the US), 2 for [[Vice City|grand theft auto]] and 2 for reckless driving while he was in [[the '80s]] (after stealing [[Back to the Future|Dr. Emmett Brown's DeLorean]], which he wrecked, stranding him in the '80s). And the world rejoiced.
 
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Name: Bowser Jr.
Appears In: Super Mario Sunshine, various spin-offs
Sex: Male
DOB: 1998 (age 25–26)
Occupation(s): Villain-wannabe/series Scrappy
Played By: Tara Strong/Dolores Rogers/Catey Sagoian

Bowser Jr. (1998-) is Bowser's 8th and youngest child. Of his siblings, he is the dumbest and least popular of them all. He got in Super Smash Bros, albeit only as a vehicle for all 7 of the Koopalings.

Background[edit]

The sign that he used during his introduction to the world.

Bowser Jr. was born in 1998 to an unknown mother and Bowser. As a child, he would love to imitate his father, and loved to cause mischief. In 2002, he attempted his largest act of mischief: capturing Princess Toadstool, whom he pretended to think was his mother. He failed after he was defeated by Mario.

He also wanted to fuck that Mario, which led to his father admitting that he wanted to fuck him.

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He once had the magic to become a fake form of Mario called Shadow Mario. Not to be mistaken for the Cosmic Mario.

Likes[edit]

  • Vandalism
  • His father Bowser
  • "Mama" Peach
  • Becoming the fake Mario form called Shadow Mario.

Dislikes[edit]