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Willy Wonka is a crazy [[Bowser|pedophile]] that owns a candy [[Fuck|fac]]tory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[Balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[Cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia.
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''Willy Wonka'', commonly known as ''Willy Wanker'', is a crazy [[pedophile]] that owns a candy [[fuck|factory]]. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' [[balls|nuts]] immersed into little girls' [[cum|love juice]] but some say that it is a rare [[chocolate]] found in Bosnia. Still, some others think say that his candy is [[shit|crap]] coated LSD tablets.
  
== Likes ==
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==Likes==
*[[Sex]] [[Illegal|With Children]].
 
 
*Candy
 
*Candy
*[[Illegal|Child Pornography]]
 
 
*Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
 
*Taking people on psychotic boat rides.
*Making sure people get mind[[fuck]]ed.
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*Making sure people get mindfucked.
*[[Masturbation|Wonking his willy]].
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*Yelling out "[[You]] Get Nothing!" and "[[Link: The Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]" to random people.
*Yelling out ''"[[You]] Get Nothing!"'' and ''"[[Link: Faces of Evil|You Lose!]]"'' to random people.
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*Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull]].
*Looking like a cross between [[Marilyn Manson]] and [[Nostalgia Critic|the Russian lady from Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Crystal Skull.]]
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*Seeing MacArthur Park burning in the dark.
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*Sarcastically making you tell him more about random things (such as [[American Football|Tony Romo]] or the [[Macintosh|iPhone 5]])
  
== Dislikes ==
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==Hates==
*[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[WRONG]]!!!!)
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*[[Lex Luthor]] (Says that pedophilia is [[Wrong|WRONG]]!!!!)
*[[cum|Gum]]
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*[[Cum|Gum]]
*[[Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
*[[Xavier]]
 
*[[Xavier: Renegade Angel]]
 
*[[Woody]] (His mission is to kill [[Buzz Lightyear]], and Wonka doesn't want to see that happen.)
 
 
*Oompa Loompa Unions
 
*Oompa Loompa Unions
*Heaven
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*[[Rick Astley]]
*Jesus Christ
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*Not having the recipes to his candies ever again.
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
 
  
== Liked By ==
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==Trivia==
*[[M. Bison]] (Claims that his candy is [[DELICIOUS]]!)
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*His chocolate factory was once just a standard chocolate factory, until it one day closed, only to reopen as one of the weirdest places on earth.
*Pedobear
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*His father was a [[Dr. Rabbit|dentist]] that prohibited candy. In fact, he one time burned all of Willy's Halloween candy, the [[Penis|dick]].
*[[Doc Louis]]
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*After this, he ran away from his home, claiming to go to such chocolaty places as [[Germany|Bavaria]] and the like.
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*After realizing that he was growing old, he decided to give his chocolate factory to the winner out of the 5 golden tickets.
  
== Disliked By ==
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==Quotes==
[[Image:Scam.jpg|thumb|right|Here's his (in)famous [[Chocolate Bars|chocolate bar.]]]]
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*"I'm '''EXTRAORDINARILY''' busy, sir."
*[[Lex Luthor]]
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*"[[Wrong|WRONG]], SIR, [[Wrong|WRONG]]!"
*[[The King]] (Willy Wonka's candy is causing children to not eat their [[dinner]].)
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*"...SO YOU GET.. NOTHING!! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!"
*[[Phoenix Wright]]
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*"You can suck '[[Penis|em]], and suck '[[Penis|em]], and suck '[[Cock|em]] and they'll never get smaller, never!"
*Hershey's
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*"Strawberries taste like strawberries, schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries!"
*Reese's
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*"Are the fires of [[Hell]] a-glowing?"
*Cadbury
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*"Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"
*[[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]
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*The [[Money]] you could be saving with [[Gay Luigi|GEI]]CO.
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[[Category:Dirty]]
 
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category:Business People]]
 
[[Category:Business People]]

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Willy's dancing to a ritual for hopes to find some new children to have around.

Name: Willy Wonka
Appears In: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Sex: Male
DOB: 1911 (age 112–113)
Nationality: German-American

[[Category:Characters - Appears in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]

Willy Wonka, commonly known as Willy Wanker, is a crazy pedophile that owns a candy factory. This candy is alleged to be made out of little boys' nuts immersed into little girls' love juice but some say that it is a rare chocolate found in Bosnia. Still, some others think say that his candy is crap coated LSD tablets.

Likes[edit]

Hates[edit]

  • Lex Luthor (Says that pedophilia is WRONG!!!!)
  • Gum
  • Sonic (Says that pedophilia is no-good, although it is very well known that Sonic himself is a pedophile.)
  • Oompa Loompa Unions
  • Rick Astley
  • Not having the recipes to his candies ever again.

Trivia[edit]

  • His chocolate factory was once just a standard chocolate factory, until it one day closed, only to reopen as one of the weirdest places on earth.
  • His father was a dentist that prohibited candy. In fact, he one time burned all of Willy's Halloween candy, the dick.
  • After this, he ran away from his home, claiming to go to such chocolaty places as Bavaria and the like.
  • After realizing that he was growing old, he decided to give his chocolate factory to the winner out of the 5 golden tickets.

Quotes[edit]

  • "I'm EXTRAORDINARILY busy, sir."
  • "WRONG, SIR, WRONG!"
  • "...SO YOU GET.. NOTHING!! YOU LOSE!! GOOD DAY, SIR!!"
  • "You can suck 'em, and suck 'em, and suck 'em and they'll never get smaller, never!"
  • "Strawberries taste like strawberries, schnoz berries taste like schnoz berries!"
  • "Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?"
  • "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"