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==Description==
 
[[Image:91-Bye_Bye_Psyduck_102_0001.jpg|thumb|Misty when acting emo.]]
 
[[Image:91-Bye_Bye_Psyduck_102_0001.jpg|thumb|Misty when acting emo.]]
[[Image:Episode_-2_Pokemon_Emergency_061_1_0001.jpg|thumb|When not happy.]]
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[[Image:Episode_-2_Pokemon_Emergency_061_1_0001.jpg|thumb|How was I to know he was your cousin!?]]
 
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'''Misty''' is a feisty 11-12 year old girl from Cerulean City, originating from some obscure show called "[[Digimon]]" or something like that. She has fetishes for water Pokémon and her own bike. She enjoys stalking [[Ash Ketchum]] because he stole and destroyed her bike (although rumor has it she is actually stalking him because she has a crush on him; this is supported by a song about her secret feelings for him that just happens to be titled "Misty's Song"). She is frightened by bug Pokemon or any insect in particular. She was also thought to have gotten [[AIDS]] from a her own Psyduck. The identity of her parents are unknown but it's been rumored that her father is [[George The Volcano]]. Misty was recently arrested for attempting to murder her Psyduck. After breaking out of prison, she found out she was replaced by [[May]] as "the one with the tits" in Ash's little trainer group. She was devastated, so she returned to became a gym leader and runs into Ash and his group every now and again.
'''Misty''' Misty is a feisty 11-12 year old girl from Cerulean City who has a fetish for water Pokemon and her own bike. She enjoys stalking [[Ash Ketchum]] because he stole and destroyed her bike (although rumor has it she is actually stalking him because she has a crush on him; this is supported by a song about her secret feelings for him that just happens to be titled "Misty's Song"). She is frightened by bug Pokemon or any insect in particular. She was also thought to have gotten [[AIDS]] from a her own Psyduck. The identity of her parents are unknown but it's been rumored that her father is [[George The Volcano]]. Misty was recently arrested for attempting to murder her Psyduck.
 
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*Bitching about her bike.
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*Bitchi-we at 4Kids mean... complaining about her bike.
 
*Stalking [[Ash]]
 
*Stalking [[Ash]]
 
*[[Falcon Punch|Punching]], [[Falcon Kick|kicking]], or slapping people.
 
*[[Falcon Punch|Punching]], [[Falcon Kick|kicking]], or slapping people.
*[[French]] Things
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*[[French]] things
*Feeling Smart
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*Feeling smart
*Engrish Things
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*[[English|Engrish]] things
 
*Binge-eating
 
*Binge-eating
  
 
==Hates==
 
==Hates==
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[[Image:Pokemon-misty-boobs.jpg|thumb|200px|It's okay, Misty. When people draw you in [[hentai]] they'll give you enormous [[boobs]].]]
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*Carrots
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*Peppers
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*and Bugs
 
*[[George The Volcano]]
 
*[[George The Volcano]]
*Bugs
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*[[Bugs Bunny|Bugs]]
 
*All AIDS  
 
*All AIDS  
 
*Her Psyduck
 
*Her Psyduck
 
*Everything (When acting emo.)
 
*Everything (When acting emo.)
*Carrots
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*[[Team Rocket|Jessie and James]] making her realize she has no chest.
*Peppers
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*Purple hair
*Purple Hair
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*Acting like a grown woman.
*Being Molested
 
*Acting like a real woman.
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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[[Image:Mistys-Tears.jpg|thumb|right|Misty often has [[sex]] with her Pokemon.]]
 
* According to her sisters, she's really a [[My Boy|boy]] in a girl's body.
 
* According to her sisters, she's really a [[My Boy|boy]] in a girl's body.
 
* Also according to her sisters, she's a bitch.
 
* Also according to her sisters, she's a bitch.
* Her sisters Daisy, Violet, and Lily are like, totally hot.
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* Her sisters Daisy, Violet, and Lily are like, totally hot. Like, yah, I know.
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* Unfortunately, they are also not scholarly reliable sources.
 
* She's an expert in letter forging.
 
* She's an expert in letter forging.
 
* No one really likes her.
 
* No one really likes her.
* Was killed by [[Broly]].
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* Participated in a swimsuit contest with her Pokémon, Ekans and Koffing (Team Rocket deny this fact).
* Participated in a swimsuit contest with her Pokemon, Ekans and Koffing (Team Rocket deny this fact).
 
 
* She finds anything and everything to be 'cute'. Except for bugs. Eww.
 
* She finds anything and everything to be 'cute'. Except for bugs. Eww.
* Like 99.99% population of the world, she is a fan of [[Dethklok]], it's known that at a one of their concerts she masturbated to Pickles' drums.
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* Like 99.99% population of the world, she is a fan of [[Dethklok]], it's known that at a one of their concerts she [[Masturbation|masturbated]] to Pickles' drums.
 
* Will kill herself next year.
 
* Will kill herself next year.
 
* Jessie and James both have bigger breasts than her, which makes her cry.
 
* Jessie and James both have bigger breasts than her, which makes her cry.
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* [[Ash]] loves to look at her [[ass]] when she least expects it.
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* Ash's Heaven is her Hell.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*Nigga stole my bike! (This happened when an [[Africans|African]] took her bike, three minutes ago)
 
*This is totally embarrassing and degrading but we need the money! (while stripping)
 
 
*(Anything that has to do with her bike)
 
*(Anything that has to do with her bike)
 
*STARYU I CHOOSE YOU
 
*STARYU I CHOOSE YOU
 
*GO AWAY PSYDUCK
 
*GO AWAY PSYDUCK
*Forget about my bike, Ash Ketchum! I'm gonna follow till you don't pay me back! ''(Ash looks confused)'' Wait...
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*''WHAT'' IS THIS?
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*THAT'S DISGUSTING
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*WELL, YOU CAN [[sex|HAVE HIM]] YOU NASTY LITTLE [[pingas|WEASEL]]
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*(Anything that has to do with her Togepi)
  
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[[Category:Pokémon]]
 
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
 
[[Category:Anime Characters]]
[[Category:Pokémon]]
 
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
[[Category:Characters - Female]]
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[[Category:Nintendo Characters]]

Latest revision as of 11:36, 17 October 2014

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Name: Misty
Appears In: Pokemon
Sex: Female
Age: 10
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): Trainer/Gym Leader
Played By: Rachael Lillis, Michele Knotz

Description[edit]

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Misty when acting emo.
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How was I to know he was your cousin!?

Misty is a feisty 11-12 year old girl from Cerulean City, originating from some obscure show called "Digimon" or something like that. She has fetishes for water Pokémon and her own bike. She enjoys stalking Ash Ketchum because he stole and destroyed her bike (although rumor has it she is actually stalking him because she has a crush on him; this is supported by a song about her secret feelings for him that just happens to be titled "Misty's Song"). She is frightened by bug Pokemon or any insect in particular. She was also thought to have gotten AIDS from a her own Psyduck. The identity of her parents are unknown but it's been rumored that her father is George The Volcano. Misty was recently arrested for attempting to murder her Psyduck. After breaking out of prison, she found out she was replaced by May as "the one with the tits" in Ash's little trainer group. She was devastated, so she returned to became a gym leader and runs into Ash and his group every now and again.

Likes[edit]

  • Bitchi-we at 4Kids mean... complaining about her bike.
  • Stalking Ash
  • Punching, kicking, or slapping people.
  • French things
  • Feeling smart
  • Engrish things
  • Binge-eating

Hates[edit]

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It's okay, Misty. When people draw you in hentai they'll give you enormous boobs.
  • Carrots
  • Peppers
  • and Bugs
  • George The Volcano
  • Bugs
  • All AIDS
  • Her Psyduck
  • Everything (When acting emo.)
  • Jessie and James making her realize she has no chest.
  • Purple hair
  • Acting like a grown woman.

Trivia[edit]

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Misty often has sex with her Pokemon.
  • According to her sisters, she's really a boy in a girl's body.
  • Also according to her sisters, she's a bitch.
  • Her sisters Daisy, Violet, and Lily are like, totally hot. Like, yah, I know.
  • Unfortunately, they are also not scholarly reliable sources.
  • She's an expert in letter forging.
  • No one really likes her.
  • Participated in a swimsuit contest with her Pokémon, Ekans and Koffing (Team Rocket deny this fact).
  • She finds anything and everything to be 'cute'. Except for bugs. Eww.
  • Like 99.99% population of the world, she is a fan of Dethklok, it's known that at a one of their concerts she masturbated to Pickles' drums.
  • Will kill herself next year.
  • Jessie and James both have bigger breasts than her, which makes her cry.
  • Ash loves to look at her ass when she least expects it.
  • Ash's Heaven is her Hell.

Quotes[edit]

  • (Anything that has to do with her bike)
  • STARYU I CHOOSE YOU
  • GO AWAY PSYDUCK
  • WHAT IS THIS?
  • THAT'S DISGUSTING
  • WELL, YOU CAN HAVE HIM YOU NASTY LITTLE WEASEL
  • (Anything that has to do with her Togepi)