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| − | {{stub}}The Xbox 360 is a video games console manufactured by [[Vince Offer|Microsoft]], launched in 2005. | + | {{media}} |
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| + | The Xbox 360 is a video games console manufactured by [[Vince Offer|Microsoft]], launched in 2005. | ||
Unlike its competitors, the [[Nintendo Wii]] and the [[Playstation 3]], the [[Xbox 360]] has a large [[Gay Luigi|gay]] following. These homosexuals love to exclaim how much more homosexual their peers are. | Unlike its competitors, the [[Nintendo Wii]] and the [[Playstation 3]], the [[Xbox 360]] has a large [[Gay Luigi|gay]] following. These homosexuals love to exclaim how much more homosexual their peers are. | ||
| − | The Xbox 360 is one of the few consoles to not have a port of [[Super Robotnik Land]]. | + | The Xbox 360 is one of the few consoles to not have a port of [[Super Robotnik Land]], possibly due to XNA's lack of [[Fortran|C++]] support. |
===The Red Ring of [[Die|Death]]=== | ===The Red Ring of [[Die|Death]]=== | ||
| − | One thing that will happen to any and all Xbox 360's is that sooner or later, they will all [[die]]. They have a special power code for when [[you]]r Xbox 360 has officially [[die]]d. That power code is called by many as "The Red Ring of Death." The Red Ring of Death is where the Xbox 360 basically tells [[you]] that [[you]] need to fix and/or buy a new Xbox 360, which has games like [[Chad Warden|Gay]][[Halo|lo,]] [[Chad Warden|Tears of War,]] [[Left 4 Dead]], and other [[shit]], including [[Team Fortress 2|The Orange Box]] and [[Fallout 3]]. By the way, some people have actually cried about having this. Infact, many people had to buy '''at least''' ''three'' different Xbox 360's. That's actually quite sad and pathetic when considering that other, ''older'' consoles like the Atari 2600, the [[Nintendo | + | One thing that will happen to any and all Xbox 360's is that sooner or later, they will all [[die]]. They have a special power code for when [[you]]r Xbox 360 has officially [[die]]d. That power code is called by many as "The Red Ring of Death." The Red Ring of Death is where the Xbox 360 basically tells [[you]] that [[you]] need to fix and/or buy a new Xbox 360, which has games like [[Chad Warden|Gay]][[Halo|lo,]] [[Chad Warden|Tears of War,]] [[Left 4 Dead]], and other [[shit]], including [[Team Fortress 2|The Orange Box]] and [[Fallout 3]]. By the way, some people have actually cried about having this. Infact, many people had to buy '''at least''' ''three'' different Xbox 360's. That's actually quite sad and pathetic when considering that other, ''older'' consoles like the [[Atari 2600]], the [[Nintendo Entertainment System]], the [[Sega]] Genesis, and others, have survived for 15+ years [[no|without]] breaking down at least ''once''. If [[you]] [[no|do plan on buying an Xbox 360,]] make sure [[you]] plan on avoiding this as best as [[you]] possibly can, even though in the end, [[you]] [[yes|will lose]] and [[no|they will win.]] |
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*The [[Insane Clown Posse]] once posted up some special videos for [[Juggalo]] video gamers of some sneak previews of their backstage for their "Bang! Pow! Boom!" tour. | *The [[Insane Clown Posse]] once posted up some special videos for [[Juggalo]] video gamers of some sneak previews of their backstage for their "Bang! Pow! Boom!" tour. | ||
**Also, they did a special party for [[Halo]] 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. | **Also, they did a special party for [[Halo]] 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST. | ||
| − | *The Xbox 360 created a special thing called "Achievements", in which if [[you]] completed a certain agenda in video games (whether they be intentional or | + | *The Xbox 360 created a special thing called "Achievements", in which if [[you]] completed a certain agenda in video games (whether they be intentional or unnintentional), [[you]] get a pop-up message saying that you got an achievement for something special and some strange digital points. For some strange reason, people seem to like it and thus, the [[Playstation 3]] and even the [[Nintendo Wii]] (for [[Super Smash Bros. Brawl|some]] [[Punch Out!!|games]]) get a sort of achievement system of their own. |
| + | *They love to make different colors of Xbox 360's whenever a new and popular game arrives to the market, such as Resident Evil 5 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. | ||
| + | *The Xbox 360's basically a weaker version of the [[Playstation 3]], so go buy that instead. | ||
| + | [[Category:Sources - Video Game Consoles]] | ||
Latest revision as of 06:09, 20 July 2012
The Xbox 360 is a video games console manufactured by Microsoft, launched in 2005.
Unlike its competitors, the Nintendo Wii and the Playstation 3, the Xbox 360 has a large gay following. These homosexuals love to exclaim how much more homosexual their peers are.
The Xbox 360 is one of the few consoles to not have a port of Super Robotnik Land, possibly due to XNA's lack of C++ support.
The Red Ring of Death[edit]
One thing that will happen to any and all Xbox 360's is that sooner or later, they will all die. They have a special power code for when your Xbox 360 has officially died. That power code is called by many as "The Red Ring of Death." The Red Ring of Death is where the Xbox 360 basically tells you that you need to fix and/or buy a new Xbox 360, which has games like Gaylo, Tears of War, Left 4 Dead, and other shit, including The Orange Box and Fallout 3. By the way, some people have actually cried about having this. Infact, many people had to buy at least three different Xbox 360's. That's actually quite sad and pathetic when considering that other, older consoles like the Atari 2600, the Nintendo Entertainment System, the Sega Genesis, and others, have survived for 15+ years without breaking down at least once. If you do plan on buying an Xbox 360, make sure you plan on avoiding this as best as you possibly can, even though in the end, you will lose and they will win.
Trivia[edit]
- The Insane Clown Posse once posted up some special videos for Juggalo video gamers of some sneak previews of their backstage for their "Bang! Pow! Boom!" tour.
- Also, they did a special party for Halo 3: ODST on October 30th, 2009 from 6-8 P.M. EST.
- The Xbox 360 created a special thing called "Achievements", in which if you completed a certain agenda in video games (whether they be intentional or unnintentional), you get a pop-up message saying that you got an achievement for something special and some strange digital points. For some strange reason, people seem to like it and thus, the Playstation 3 and even the Nintendo Wii (for some games) get a sort of achievement system of their own.
- They love to make different colors of Xbox 360's whenever a new and popular game arrives to the market, such as Resident Evil 5 and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
- The Xbox 360's basically a weaker version of the Playstation 3, so go buy that instead.
